March 9, 2010
Grab my arm....my other arm
"Whoever said, winning isn't everything, probably lost"
A man crosses the street............he gets to the other side.
I had a dream that I knew was a dream so I was running around telling everyone to do whatever they want..........cause it was just a dream. I ran a red
light, broke windows, punched people and kept yelling, "this is a dream!"
Hector doesn't like nose hairs.
My red beanie continues to follow me everywhere I go.
What do you call someone who doesn't do certain things in order to prevent "damage" to others?
If you run in circles fast enough will you ever catch yourself?
There's only ONE way to be born but millions of ways to die...................why?
The Red Box is kicking everyone's ass.
Jordans for sale
It always rains in San Antonio, sitcom.
Few months ago I bought 6 lottery tickets (same kind) cause the chances of winning something are 1 in 4 and I didn't win anything. My brother Mike
bought ONE lottery ticket yesterday. He won 50 bucks. Bastard.
Shine on you Crazy Diamond
The awards from the GG are puro pedo. This Association is smart. They spread themselves thin in order to keep everyone satisfied. Very smart.
Slick. Expected.
My mind as a kid remembers a big fat book that was titled, THE WAY. It was Blue. Soft cover. Lots of pages.
I want to see the movie, "Precious"
Would you rather do something wrong 1000 times or something right 1 time?
Willie Pep once won a round without throwing a punch.
March 7, 2010
Ever wish you could go back in time?
Scratch my back...........harder, harder.......harder....hurry......higher, lower........STOP! ahhhhhhhhh........
If you touch, you must scratch!
John Whisler & Co. put ALL their eggs in one basket.........and they cracked.
An asshole decides to leave the city so he can get away from all his problems. He gets all his belongings and puts them into a UHAUL truck and
drives for many hours. He decides to move into a "better" neighborhood. He unloads all his belongs into his new pretty house. The grass is green.
The sky is blue. Old people water their grass early in the morning, a school bus picks up children at every corner and no sirens or gun shots are
ever heard at night. He's awake late one night drinking coca cola and swallowing melatonin. He begins to think. "I have driven over 1000 miles,
spent over 1000 bucks and I'm still an asshole and still have problems. The only thing that has changed is that now I'm an asshole with a pretty
house."
POWER TRIP
If you eat Lucky Charms before you scratch off a lottery tickets it improves your chances of winning.
They don't call them parties anymore........they call them, "kickbacks". How exactly do you kickback? Does someone have to kick you first? Is there
such thing as a kickfirst? second? Is second the kickback? Huh?
Push Ups
Brooksfield National Bank.........no vale pinga.
I took a phone survey for Ashleys' Furniture. The woman asked me to rate them on a scale from 1-10 with 10 being the best. I told her, "I'd rate you
a ............you suck".
I had to go to work on Sunday. A complaint. Most complaints are best solved with a good old fashion game of thumb war.
If it would be illegal to get gastric bypass surgery would obesity stop? Why do we reward lazy people with a solution?
Why is a wet willy called a wet willy?
March 5, 2010
This is like the worse video ever!
They say crazy people can draw a perfect circle.
Perfection . . . ..
Fuck, it's Friday already. What happen to those other 4 days?
.........1 minute ago, it was a minute earlier. 1 day ago, it was a day earlier.....1 week ago it was a week earlier.....
The further you think back the older you feel.
If you really want an honest opinion. Don't ask an adult, ask a child. "Hey, Tio......how does this look?" "looks good mija", "Hey AJ.....how does this
look?", "you look like a fat pig" Adults say what you want to hear, children say it as they see it.
I came home early from work today and caught a few minutes of the Dr. Phil show. That pendeja Nancy Grace was a guest. They were discussing
some videos that had been posted online of some females fighting one another. One of the girls that got her ass kicked was on the show. She was
explaining to the audience how she feels each time she watches this video. According to her she gets, "sick to her stomach". The funny part was that
Dr. Phil and Nancy Grace kept repeating, "what is wrong with this generation", they continued to insult the youth of today. I have ONE question,
"Who raised these children?".......Uh huh, old folks did. They dropped the ball. These old farts got lazy and stopped paying attention to their kids
needs and allowed society to control how they lived their life. We've created a "pill" for all problems of America hoping for a quick fix. This
generations biggest influence is the TUBE, not their parents. Parents now days have "better things" to do than spend time with their children.
Now.......excuse me while I go surf the net for a good deal on black tube socks & apple flavored jolly ranchers!
March 4, 2010
Don't forget to feed Tina.
I'm only happy when I'm unhappy.
I'm only happy when it rains........the 90's
The Golden Gloves are over (locally)now it's time to get our Junior boxers ready for the JO's. We should have a strong team this year. Santos, Luna,
Warrior are all new to the team but are looking like seasoned veterans. One of them even has a mustache.
Just yesterday Christian and Cresencio were 10 years old.........
Why does everyone think most boxing coaches know how to actually fight? I've seen a few coaches fight (box & street fight) and they "fight" like
major putos. By putos I mean.......they can't fight if their life depended on it. Might be time to bust out my old VHS collection.
I was transferring some of my old VHS fights to DVD and came across the 95' US Championships. In the background you can hear Tony Jaramillo
yelling, "go Turnie!". . . . . .. . . .
Jesus walked on water.........but can't do our sit-ups.
From now on our TRAVELING boxing team will consist of 10 boxers...........
STUPID PHONE CALL:
"Yes, I had some questions about your boxing gym", "Ok, go ahead......ask away"........."how does it work". . . . Uhhhh, you put double A batteries in it
and it goes........jackass.
"I have a few questions about your boxing gym", "ok", "how big is your gym" WTF? Why does this matter? Is he a fatass? Is he bringing a waterboy,
towel boy, tie my shoes boy, tell me a joke boy, give me a compliment boy...etc..How big is your gym......this has to be up there with one of the
dumbest questions I've ever been asked. Next time a person asks me this question I'll be ready, "does size matter?.... Obviously it doesn't.......you
have a girlfriend/wife".
How was glue invented?
Velcro was invented in 1976
I hate the Spurs.
I hate the thought of a wet Dorito.
I have never eaten Macaroni. Not even as a kid.
I never knew Judas Priest was a fag. . . .
How high can a bird fly? If a bird is flying and it gets tired.........what does it do?
Why don't we ever talk about railroad tracks?
If we run out of space, can we live underground? Can we build underground?
If a 1 dollar bill had a voice it would say, "i may be small, but you need me........bitch"
$5 = "You can't have a full meal without me, bitch"
$10 = "If your gas light turns on.....you'll need me, bitch"
$20 = "if you take someone to the movies, you'll need me.........bitch"
$50 = "if you want to get lucky after the movies, you might need me too, bitch"
$100 = "Do as I say and Call me Daddy, bitch!"
America is fat. . . and we like it.
Once it's over........I start to like it. When it's there, I hate it.
What would happen if you start digging........and NEVER stop?
Is having more, REALLY MORE or does having more mean you need less?
If we start walking away from each other and never stop, will we meet again?
March 1, 2010
You have the worst reflexes of all time!
Sunflower seeds. I can put over 30 of them in my mouuff, crack them open, shift the outer part to the other side of my cheek and eat the seed then
spit out all the waste. I have skills. Challenge me. I'm the best ever.
Rain sucks.
Dead people don't mind the rain. Managers, Owners, family members, Insurance companies, Funeral Directors, Groundskeepers DO.
Droid
Jack in the Box late at night.........very late at night. Good stuff. Sourdough
For lent..........give up making promises you can't keep. Good enough.
Why do people cry "assault!" so fast? I heard, "That's assault!" a few times this past week. A simple poke of the chest with a finger is considered
assault. There's also verbal assault. If you're going to be accused of assault make damn sure it is assault. A finger doesn't do much damage. Pick
up a brick and break it on their forehead, a bat to the left knee cap, a elbow to the nose, an uppercut to the nutts...etc... If you put your FINGER or
TOUCH someone and they yell assault you, you might as well beat the crap out of them. More than likely you'll be going to jail for the same offense.
It doesn't matter if you use your finger or a bat. . .. it's assault. Assault. Assault. . . . the first three letters of the word explains most of you.
Name three words that best describe a coach: towel, timer, water-bottle. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh IT, anyone can be a coassshh !
Name three words that best describe a human: 2 arms, face, 2 legs........Shhhhhhhhhhhhh IT, anyone can be a human!
Name three words that best describe a car: tires, motor, gas...................Shhhhhhhhhhhhh IT, not anyone can be a car.
If I continue to take 4 steps forward and 3 backwards how long will it take me to get there? Will I ever get there? If I take 4 steps forward, turn my
back to you and take three steps towards you, not facing you........im still moving forward. I will get there. I win. I'm there, I'm here. You lose.
We are here to make the world better for others then we leave.
Why are kids wearing their hats crooked? Like......off to one side. I couldn't help but notice all these safados wearing their hats off to one in public. Is
this the in thing? Is this cool?
What is the correct way to wear jeans? Who decides?
If you want to feel skinny, but bigger clothes.
If you want to feel fat........you're on the right path.
Light - Sleep - Dark - Wake
Don't put a milkshake in the freezer. . . it will become a milkcantshake.
If you're walking naked through the desert and a goat asks you to take a pick......1 million dollars or......water Which would you take?..............idiot.
Why do people get tattoos on their necks?
Most people give in to temptation. Most people are what's wrong with the world. The world gives you temptations in order to see who are you really
are not so you can bite........ Are you being you? Are you you? Or are you him? her? them? herthemthem.
Does Webster's Dictionary only belong to Webster?
What happen to Chris Angel? Um........era puro show el puto, that's what happen. Youtube killed him........por mammon.
If God always forgives you what's the motivation to not mess up?
Sin today, Gone tomorrow? Sin today, forgiven tomorrow? Sin today, dead tomorrow? Sin today, Soul dead tomorrow? Sin today......and today and
today. . . . . .
If you DIE.......will anyone notice? After a while........we are all forgotten. Headphones please.
Feb. 23, 2010
Would you want to be kicked in the face by a guy wearing these badboys?
Neil Finn
Finn Bros.
7 Worlds Collde Concert DVD, good stuff!
I used to play poker everyday a few years ago.
I don't really like the Golden Gloves Tournament.....shhhhh
Define the word COACH........GO!
First 4....then 8....then 12....then 16.......then 32....now?
Where do kids/adults put boogers once they've removed them from their nose with their finger?
Earlier today the weather channel said there was a 90% chance of snow here in San Antonio on Tuesday......the 10% is going to win.....
Let's say "there's a 40% chance of thunderstorms today" instead of "there's a 60% chance that we will not have thunderstorms today". Yeah, they're
both correct.
Will Ferrell makes me laugh........you don't.
Don't you just hate when your video is "buffering", I do. You wanna buffer, buffer these...........
"We are the World" was redone......it sucks balls.
Kanye West is still a fucktard.
5 Minutes Alone
Why is a red carpet so special? We have one at the gym........anyone can walk on it.
Feb.22, 2010
We need some gold bracelets and what'not. . .
Someone on craigslist doesn't like me.......I think it's Craig. Puto
Griffs
My daughter had a ROBOTICS seminar this weekend at UTSA. She wanted me to attend so I did....it sucked. It was boring and not many brown
people were there. Didn't see any other schools from the Souffside.
This coming week should be pretty hectic. We entered 12 boxers into this years Regional Golden Gloves tournament so I'll have to make an
appointment with the toilet & shower if not I might forget........
Robert Luna Sr.
Martina Josefina Catalina Cucarracha beautiful muchacha wont you be my wife.........book.
As of today (Sunday) we have 10 bodies to process on Monday morning. How exciting.
Kinda shitty that San Antonio only has ONE newspaper. I member el San Antonio Light............
There was an article in the Express News (Metro) this Sunday about 5th grade students using different objects to cut/harm themselves at school. . It
mentions these acts are pretty common among "our" youth today. A total of 18 students were sent to the principals office for doing this.
These are the same little pendejos who call CPS on you when you spank them. Here we have 18 perfectly healthy (physically) students causing
harm to themselves by choice ..... a couple of thousand miles away we have children searching through trash looking for food to stay alive.
America.....America......America...always worried about being politically correct and ignoring the problems it's causing here in our backyard. There's
nothing wrong with giving your child a good ol'e putaso when they do something wrong. Years ago it was High School Stupid Acts making the
news......then Middle School.......now Elementary! Day Care is next. "Toddler holds Daycare employees hostage with pair of scissors" In order to
not promote violence Daycare employees were forced to comply with 3yr old toddler and were held hostage for 48 hours.......the standoff ended after the toddler cried himself
to sleep due to an rash on his buttocks. ...the rash was cause by a dirty diaper over the 48 hour standoff. . . .Trial is set to begin next week.
Hey, how's it going?
Who's King Tutts daddy?
If you replace the word GOD with LIFE on anything you read........it will make better sense. Huh?
I'm average height.........for a woman.
Burger King vs McDonalds
No matter how hard you try.......you will never know everything ....... some people try everything and never get hard. Huh?
Youtube videos........and more videos.
Time goes by fast when you paint.
Time goes by fast when you read.
Time goes by fast when you're having fun.
Time goes by fast when you sleep.
Time goes by fast when you write
Time goes by slow when you're waiting......
Time goes by slow when you're being told what to do.......and not to do....
Who made time? Who made the rule that you must sleep at night and wake at sunrise? Why does everyone follow this unwritten rule? Why do stores
close at night? What if I sleep while you're awake and rise while you're asleep? If im awake while you're sleeping am I living? are you living?
According to Astronomers/Scientist/College Educated Hippies Pluto was removed from our solar system in 2006 cause it was to small to be a planet.
So these fucks drilled me throughout my school years that it was a PLANET and now they've changed their mind? So all the bs about Pluto was puro
pedo??? Our Solar System was wrong all along??? Can I go back to my 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Craig and pop her in he face? What if 100 years
from now the Sun is not longer a Sun......cause it's not HOT enough? What if OUR WAR ON TERROR of today is not really a war? What if they say
in order for it to be called a War we need a winner and loser.....and since nobody won, it never existed! WTF did I just say????
Few months ago it was also said that all Bibles we're going to be "UPDATED" to today's vocabulary. Changes like this are
scary/weird/akward/mamadas. . . etc... This makes me question NOW. If all of our today's will be changed tomorrow why should we worry about living
our today's? Our Today's will be changed by definition tomorrow.......so let's not worry about our Todays and just LIVE.......huh? what?
There's and END to everything.......even to an album called Backspacer. . so here's.....
THE END...........What were all those dreams we shared .....those many years ago? ........What were all those plans we made now ......left beside the road? ........Behind us in
the road More than friends, I always pledged .......cause friends they come and go ......People change, as does everything
I wanted to grow old ......I just want to grow old ......Slide up next to me .....I'm just a human being ......I will take the blame ...But just the same ...this is not me .......You see?
.....Believe...I'm better than this ....Don't leave me so cold .....I'm buried beneath the stones .....I just want to hold on ...I know I'm worth your love ...Enough... .I don't think
....there's such a thing ....It's my fault now ....Having caught a sickness in my bones ...How it pains to leave you here ....With the kids on your own ......Just don't let me go
........Help me see myself ....cause I can no longer tell ...Looking out from the inside ...of the bottom of a well ....It's hell... I yell... But no one hears before I disappear ...whisper
in my ear ..Give me something to echo ..in my unknown future's ear ..My dear... The end ...comes near... I'm here... But not much
FRONT ROW BISSHEESS longer.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeKD8Bz8E-E
Feb. 21, 2010
You should come get all your stuff out of my locker...
Our new facebook account has started some "wonderful" conversations with bunch of posers. At the very least, it keeps me entertained and gives
me a few topics to write about.
Sunflower seeds.
Vince Rodriguez of Accion hooked us up once again. He continues to be supportive of our boxing gym. Good guy.
Myspace........Facebook..........Twitter..........what's next
Expensive burials..........creamations......here come THE Green Burials from across the pond!
Keys to Victory..........coming up.
Father vs Son .....Mano a Mano......Beard vs Beard........Hair vs Hair.......should be fun.
Some are easily offended......some like to offend......easily offended people don't like those who like to offend. What?
I haven't had many stupid phone calls lately but a menso named Matthew keeps IMing me on facebook. Marricon. He messaged me the following day
after our first "awkward" conversation and said, "I think we got off the wrong foot yesterday"...........I don't think we did. My decision is final, esta
pendejo & he needs a putaso.
Hey I think we got off the wrong foot yesterday
1:12pmMatthew
I can start next week
1:13pmArturo
What side of town do you live on ?
1:14pmMatthew
I live in Kerrville but come to SA a lot
I go to the southside
btw my name is Matt
Arturo
I think my gym might be to demanding for you. I can give you a few other gyms around san antonio.
1:17pmMatthew
I do the navy seal work out
ne way just let me show you I can do it
1:18pmMatthew
I drive off of pain
Arturo
Then you'll be killed the first time you get into the ring.
1:19pmMatthew
why do you sat that
1:20pmArturo
boxing is not an idiots sport like most people think.......it's not for fools who think it's like any other fight
1:20pmMatthew
no its not at all
Arturo
all you clowns see is what's on TV .. the preparation is what you guys forget to think about
1:20pmMatthew
you need speed , balance and strength
1:21pmArturo
No, you need common sense. . . most people lack that.
1:21pmMatthew
i know its hard work
1:21pmArturo
I'll give you a few other phone number of gyms you can contact.
what's your email address?
1:22pmMatthew
you need commom sence for everything thou
ok be there next Friday thou
1:22pmArturo
it's closed all next week...
major tournament in town. gym will be
gym will be closed
1:23pmMatthew
mattman7474@yahoo.com
whens it open?
2 weeks?
1:23pmArturo
like I said.......I'll email you some information on other gyms nearby
They'll be happy to take your money...
1:24pmMatthew
and why arrnt you happy to "take my money'
I went to the police academy and do know basic fighting skills
1:25pmArturo
......this is exactly why i'd rather you not train here. Ever since you contacted me you've compared boxing to:
street fighting, the navy....basic
1:27pmMatthew
well I got to start somewhere
ya that's true I have a huge ego and attitude
but I would be going there to learn
1:29pmArturo
That ego doesn't work here at this gym...I have 13 yr olds who can beat your ass like you took their lunch money at school
There's a gym I think you'd be great for...it's called, SCRATCH BOXING TEAM...it's on SW Military Dr.
1:29pmMatthew
wtf is that
i know the 13 year old kids i saw on yr site r awsome
1:31pmMatthew
is that a gym or a real team?
1:32pmArturo
There's also another gym named, Luna's Boxing Gym on Mission Rd.
1:33pmMatthew
hey you had lots of boxing awards rt?
1:33pmArturo
sure
why?
1:34pmMatthew
just asking
does your gym fight those gyms
1:35pmArturo
yes
1:36pmMatthew
are you trying to help me or get my ass kicked
1:37pmArturo
Well, if you say you have a big EGO and with your attitude...chances are you'll be getting your ass kicked sooner or later at a boxing gym.
1:38pmMatthew
lol
1:39pmMatthew
well just send me the other info to my e mail and i will check it all out
Feb. 18, 2010
..I didn't understand a word you just said........
"If you see the world the same way you did 25 years ago.....you've wasted 25 years of your life"
If nothing is forever why do we continue to search?
Roland is back at the gym.......so is "Santos"
Full Circle with the Jaramillos...
I just created a FACEBOOK & TWITTER account for our boxing gym...
3:38pmMatthew
hey
I am 34 does it matter my age to join your boxing team?
3:38pmArturo
no it doesn't
visit ramosboxing.com
3:39pmMatthew
so its real matches or just training
ok
3:54pmMatthew
ok i looked at iut....just one question....if i want to fight in a match do i need a boxing licence
3:55pmArturo
ok....yeah, 55 bucks
Matthew
so the membership dues gives me the boxing lic?
3:59pmArturo
no....you don't need to worry about the boxing license.....if you're new you're a long way from competing
3:59Matthew
I did street fighting....i know not the same
4:01pmArturo
so has everyone here at the gym..........that's not going to help you at ALL
4:02pmMatthew
ya ok, well I check it sometime. I do trin in my back yard with a heavy bag and weights thou
4:03pmArturo
If you get throught a FULL workout without passing out i'll give you 50% off on the first month...just to show you what you're doing and what you NEED to do is not the same.
4:05pmMatthew
I like a chalange....so ok
4:05pmArturo
when can i expect you then?....First week in March
4:06pmArturo
I'm only offering that 50% of for the next two weeks good luck bye
4:06pmMatthew
I would be your first white boy there lol
4:06pmArturo
no
4:06pmMatthew
I am short on cash now
4:07pmArturo
we've had plenty of honkeys here
4:06pmMatthew
hey how much for personel training
4:08pmArturo
thats kinda gay....later
4:09pmMatthew
I wanted to get into MMA and wanted more trainging then you would norm
4:09pmArturo
We don't train queers. Later
4:10pmMatthew
what the fuck ! I am not a fag
4:12pmMatthew
So payment on the first day
4:13pmArturo
You know what...........
I'm closing the gym down. No more boxing. I'm opening up a catering business. Bye.
Why?
New Edition
Boyz II Men
Miss Gallegos loves Evander Holyfield
Miss Gallegos used to let me play basketball in gym EVERYDAY. ...
Mrs. Hawkins grabbed my butt in 7th grade. She had feathered hair.
Mrs. Amende had short hair and was chubby, Kingsbrough
Mrs. Waston was black, loud and drove a Thunderbird.
Mrs. Pulido was my B.O.S. teacher in 8th grade.
I carried Mrs. Burleson to class down the hallway one time........in 7th grade.
Mr. Ibrahim had furry eyebrows
Most PE coaches were perverts.
"making out"
"going around"
"da crib"
I.S.S.
Referral
Pink Slip
I got Paddled
This sucks, take me back home.
Mexican gets pulled over.
cop- have u been drinkin today ?
Mexican- me drink? tas loco !
Cop- im takin u to jail
Mexican- BUDWEISER ?!?!?!?
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