April 22, 2010
There's only two answers to this question. Who created the Universe? A) God did B) Natural process What's the correct answer? With time scientist
will give us this answer. Not knowing answers to science is common. Just like all science with time, we will eventually know exactly how this universe
was created and I'm almost positive scientist will not have a public announcement years from now to notify us the GOD created this universe. So stop
wasting time with strangers at church and spend time with those you love, family.
April 21, 2010
I received a phone call this morning from USA Boxing's merro merro Mr. Martini. I will be returning his call on Wed.
Our Paupers burial contract is up for bid once again. We've had it for 7 years. Nothing better than watching a family show up for a paupers burial in
a fucken BMW or Escalate.
There was a tornando in Kingsville or something. It must not have been serious cause everyone stayed outside the hotel parking lot drinking beer
waiting for it.
We lost 2 3-2 decisions I thought we should have won in Kingsville. We won 1 I thought we should have lost. They owe me one.
My search for religion has turned into a big ass joke. I always figured the bible was full of cow shit. After reading some of it.....and looking into the
Hinduism and Buddhism I'm starting to believe myself. If all religions were to agree that we are all under the same GOD and the only difference is that
we call him by a different name we'd make some progress. In the meantime I'll sit back and enjoy the fight among these idiots who think they're on
the road to heaven.
A long time ago when I was older I was wiser.
"You don't have good or bad days.. you make them. So drop the "have a nice day" farewell and replace it with MAKE A GOOD DAY"
Once upon a time I thought Mark was mexican.
Sometimes..........when nobody is looking I wear tennis to work.
I need to buy a new gun.
I need some mace.
I need some numchucks. If i ever become a cop I'm going to do away with the gun and carry some numchucks. . . and chinese stars.
Ever wonder if someone is or isn't wearing underwear? I don't, but now you do.
Ever wish you could take back something you just said ever wish you had said something that was unsaid only to later wish you had not said it? Said
God Ramos, Godsent Ramos. Good name.
I had a dream that Nacho Estrada was dead.
I have weird dreams.
When I grow up I want to look like George Constanza.
I don't drink beer often but when I do...........I usually pee a 3 liter after drinking a 12oz. WTF??
THE DOORS ........is blasting in the background. Love me two times.
Why do I feel so guilty after printing something in color?
Do rocks communicate? If I told you they did.. would you believe me?
Boxing is not always about boxing. Sometimes boxing has nothing to do with boxing.
I need to visit Emily Dickinson's home once again.
If you put a military uniform on a penis, it might think it's a hero. People who know this penis know it's just a penis. Nothing else.
I need to start casting people for a experiment. I want to act out all the Rated R scenes of the bible. ACT..ACT i said.
San Martin de Los Porros was a negro.
No matter how good you were or aren't..........when you die, you WILL be forgotten.
If you start jumping up and down in one place and never stop, would you die?
If you do ANYTHING without stopping you will die.
If you start spinning and never stop.... you will die.
If you think I"m lying............try it.
Die
Death
Dying
April 20, 2010
God was left handed. Cause he did it the right way.
READ HERE
April 14, 2010
Discussions about the bible on Facebook have got a little "hot & heavy".
I think someone just called me a Raver. WTF?
I think it's time to go to the beach..........and swim... just swim.
I heard through the grapevine that there's going to be a cook off at the gym sooner than later. Some people want to know who cooks better. I have a
better idea. Make any kind of food you want and bring it in on Tuesdays. If theres none left after everyone is done eating it was good. If theres some
still left..it sucked. Tan Tan. Wait, that wouldn't work. Everyone at the gym is on a diet. I know what, if you have a skinny husband you cooking sucks.
If he's fat. You're a good cook.
I got in touch with Darwin Paranormal. They want me to go help them find Caspers. Kinda exciting. I" ve never shot a ghost before.
I took at nap on a bunk bed.
Well, just when you thought corporate America couldn't get any dumber,"we" have. It's been seen on the news lately that now therapist believe
laughter is a cover up for depression. WTFFFF Seriously? so now anyone with a sense of humor is depressed. Yes, America don't smile. If you do
you'll need to seek the help of a therapist so he can prescribe you some nice little drugs that can make you feel like you floating. When we don't
smile America makes us think there's something wrong with us.........when we do smile they don't believe it's a genuine smile. The call it a cover up
and ask us to seek help. I feel sorry for my great great grandchildren. I'll be turning over to them a world that's full of shit.
April 11, 2010
I'm listening to The Doors right now, "Hello, I love you". He was ahead of his times. The lyrics go, "Hello, I love you won't you tell me your name" I
think that's how it goes now. People love FIRST ask questions later. mensos.
Don't be weak Des'ree, you gotta be..............
Eve
I got a phone call again at 3am. . . . someone likes to hear me breeaafff.
We leave to Kingsville this coming Thursday. Should be fun.
AJ gave me a bracelet a few months ago, says.."think bright", OK
When someone is drowning is it natural for someone to jump in and forget they don't know how to swim themselves? Life?
There's a few things wrong with this world. One is, humans.
I had a conversation with a "dude" named Erik on faceook that made me open my bible. A 100+ year old bible.......I found out Lot's daughters were
cochinas. I'll never understand why the mind is so amazed with things that can't be seen. People admire the unseen, unreachable,
unthinkable...we're idiots.
I don't hate my new computer. Esta nice. Mi printer tambien. Esta muy nice. I forgot about la otra vieja already. I'm thinking of dumping the bitch.
Myspace, Facebook, Twitter.............que es next?
Eventually, everyone is forgotten...eventually everyone is gone..eventually you'll be gone..eventually I'll be gone..eventually we'll be gone.
Can Love be confused with Habit? Yes
Imagine swimming upstream your whole life..........and once you get there you realize you've been swimming in the wrong direction, religion.....bible.
There's another Ramos on the way.
Sometimes, when I take it out to let the fluids out it changes it's mind. I've walked for nothing.
There's no i in team but there's a ME in TEAM.
If looks aren't everything, why do we need clothes & haircuts?
Imagine the world without clothes. . . . .imagine all the money we'd save.
If guns were cheap and bullets were 500 bucks each lots of shootings would stop.
If humans who hire illegal immigrants for cheap labor were given a death sentence we'd solve the immigration problem.
April 9, 2010
Don't be afraid of what you see and know.............be afraid of what you DON'T know.
Things at the gym have been going pretty good. Our boxers are working hard and some are even making ADULT decisions on their own. Good stuff.
African American
Dirty Frank
Bible
Harry Potter
Harry Pooper
Dick!?! What is another word for Richard
Birthdays = Congratulations..........you're 1 year closer to death. Whooopeeee......let's celebrate.
If 30 is the new 20 does that mean that 10 is the new birth? Idiots. Humans go from 0 to extremely stupid in under 2 seconds to find ways to feel
young. Why does everyone think being young is good? Why do humans continue to try and stay young and do things only adults should do?
Humans get angry at their children for THINKING they're old enough to do certain things. We tell them they can't do this or do that cause, "they're not
old enough yet" but we accept a woman getting a tit job or face lift? Should children get upset with their parents for trying to be/feel/look young? If
you punish a child for drinking or smoking before they're old enough and your child sees you TRYING to be/look/act young......what message are we
sending? This image sends a message to the conscience of a child to accept this. Without knowing it...the child will automatically not see any wrong
doing in trying to be someone they're not........yeah, let's not point the finger at the problem.........let's start pointing fingers at the pioneers. What did
I just say?
April 8, 2010
House and Wilson killed Amber..........bastards.
Castillo's Boxing Team has stopped by twice in the last two weeks for sparring. Our boxers were muy gooood
Download VUZU for free music and videos.........safe site unlike Limewire........
Lime se la mete ah wire
Petey has two problems.............his temper and hair.
It's official, Luna is no longer Luna..............victor
Americans are shooting their guns in IRAQ like they're paying for the bullets........bastards. We all know who's paying.
April 6, 2010
FINALLY.......I've upgraded my computer. My Windows XP 2002 HP died......now I have an updated Compaq Presario, 3GB of RAM, DDR3 Memory,
500GB hard drive, 20 inch monitor, wireless printer, scanner, copy machine, updated software, keyboard, mouse, speakers........it sucks. I've
ordered a motherboard for my old computer and will be giving it a heart transplant to bring it back to life. I'm sticking with the old. For the time
being.......I'll be using this piece of shit. Well, this hooch has about 2 weeks to make me love it or I'm dissing it. That's how long it's going to take me
to get my new motherboard, 2 weeks. This hooch has some work to do!
I was watching TV around 3am yesterday and saw a Infomercial on something called the, "Subject Bible". Some really bright dude decided to
re-arrange the bible by subject, Love, Death, Marriage etc... and is selling it for 150 bucks.......plus s&H 14.95. I was bored and had a few questions
so I gave them a call. According to these sonsos this is the greatest thing ever created. They said they've been really successful so i asked If I'd be
able to do the same thing they're doing. Instead of using the bible I asked if I could use the Harry Potter books. I've never read any of them and don't
really care to but there's enough geeks out there that could make me rich if I did this. I could do the same thing they did with the bible. I'd HIRE a
geek to re-arrange all the books by subject, magic spells, sex scenes or whatever the hell Harry Potter is about. Geeks all over the world would get
all excited and I'd become rich. I found out this is illegal. So.. I won't be getting rich anytime soon. I also asked them if the original author of the book
was getting a cut and they said no. They couldn't tell me what they were doing with all the money they're making off these bibles either. I got a little
frustrated and threw a few fast balls at them. I told them I was a very religious person and that I owned a Church. I asked when was the last time they
spoke to Diosito. They said they hadn't. I told them, I had. . . and that he was very upset at them for making millions of dollars off his Autobiography.
That he wanted his cut. I told them I was Diositos agent and that we were demanding 65% of all profits. That if our terms couldn't be met that we were
ready to send KATRINAS cousin, KATALINA to destroy their city. I gave them my email address and 72 hours to respond. If I don't hear from them I'll
give them 1 more courtesy call and remind them, H A I T I. You're next bitch!
Tires
Zarzamora
12:01 April 3rd
April FOOLS..........it .means anyone born in April is a fool. They've been wrong all along. Diosito told me some human fucked it up and made up his own rules. What diosito meant to say was that
everyone that was born in April is a fool. When he created APRIL babies he was drunk.......so he left a few screws loose. Now..........they'll be fools for the rest of their lives. Poor April.
May is gay.........anyone born in May is gay.
June's are all out of tune...........honkeys. June babies have no sweet dance moves.......wait, Napoleon had sweet skills and he was white. WTF? Diosito lied to me.
July is fly. July babies are black..........and fly. Not the bug fly........the baggy pants and gold teeth type of fly.
August ROCKS..............dude, if you were born in August you rock. You have the same IQ as a rock.............rock.
September to remember......if you were born in September yo bitch ass will remember nine eleven for the rest of your life. Bin Laden loves you. Kiss
October roll over............yeah, you're taking it from behind.
November never members .......if you were born in November you're a mango/manga. Richard?
December is kinda clever.........last day, month, hour, second of the year. Yeah, you might be bad ass but you're still last. bastard.
January is RUN DMC's MARY MARY........why you buggin? January babies are rappers. You will be shot.
February is strawberry............you're gay. If you were born in Feb..........youre a butt pirate/carpet muncher. Yes, our calendar year has two gay months. Diosito likes to destroy villages of homos. He
thinks its funny watching them run out their house in chanclas and rollers in their hair yelling, "OH MAHHH GOD"
March is in charge...........if you were born in March you're in charge...........of taking out the trash. Good job
I'm the Mexican CLEO...........but I don't charge. Stay tuned for your monthly horoscope.
Our family was almost banned from riding the train at Brak. In all the years we've gone the conductor has always been some old dude. He just goes
about his job and doesn't bother anyone. This time we had some young white boy. He asked that we behave. He can't tell me what to do. I'm older.
Bastard.
If I gave a rats ass about your opinion I'd go back and read all this crap I just typed to correct grammar and spelling. . . . Unfortunately I don't give 3
3/4 shits about what you think. . . ok ok, I'm kidding. What you think really matters to me. Now...shut the hell up and give me some chon chon.
Scratch my chocolate bunny. I'll scratch your knee.
New word for Websters Dictionary, Boxmily.
What ever happen to Webster? Little black dude that looked like an Alien. I wonder who'd win in a fight. Webster or Gary Coleman. Probably
Blossom.
March 29, 2010
...mustache.
Well I've tried to explain to whoever would listen that the latest "in thing" called VANS is phony.
It's a cheap shoe 80's KEDS phase, not a Vans phase. They refuse to accept the fact that these
shoes were sold at Payless & HEB and they look gay. They didn't even come in a box.
They were tied together with a plastic string. Changing ONLY the name of an item doesn't make it any
different. If you call me Debbie and call yourself Dallas, it doesn't mean you're going to do me. If you
don't believe me, ask your mom.
This weekend I started paying attention to shoes and realized something. Not only is wearing keds gay
...it's also retarded. Seems like every other kid is wearing these damn shoes. When is there going to be
a "good grades" "take out the trash" "wash clothes & dishes" "clean your own room" phase?
Faith is based on experience and logic, HA.......nice!
If i go to church and ask diosito for money and i find a qtr. on the floor ..he's exist and can hear me, praise the lord (and Joel Olsteen).........if I don't
find a qtr. on the floor, he sucks and is not really there. .
Prepare yourself for the worst case scenario to be safe.
I always thought bit-torrent was gay. It's not. Thanks to Manny Man I downloaded Vuze and can now download any album I'd like to listen to , FREE!
Uh huh...........FREE! I've downloaded over 2000 songs since last Friday. It's pretty cool.
I need a bigger ipod. Like a 1 bilion gig ipod.
If music was a female I'd have little musics running around all over the place. Lots of them.
Watch this video on youtube........I dare you to not think cochinadas. Cochinos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w
I have to go to work on the hour until 8am...I started at 630pm. WTF.
A dumbshit accused me of something this weekend, I accused a dumbshit of somethings this weekend, he accused me of somethingss then I
accused him of somethingsss.......he stopped wanting to play. I win. I'm right. Your'e wrong. Fucktard.
I've received a few "private calls" late at night the last couple of weekends. My phone is always on and I answer at all times due to my job. Whoever
it is likes to hear me breafff. I'm trying to time it so I can be sitting on the toilet when they call. Maybe they'll be able to smell it through the phone.
bastards.
Am I less of a man cause I like a Taylor Swift song? My daughter asked me to learn a song on guitar so she could sing long, "white horse" so I did. I
played and she added her voice. I had to listen to the song about 20 times to get it down and I started liking the damn thing. Am I gay?
March 22, 2010
......hunting Wolverines!
I decided to step outside my "comfort" zone and watch a movie at Rivercenter this weekend, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". The kids asked to take a stroll
downtown then watch a movie, so we did. The seats at the Rivercenter Theater suck! When I take a nap at the Mayan I can at least lay down. At
Rivercenter I was forced to sit while I slept. No more Rivercenter.
I hate when the mocosos at the gym say they love their girlfriends or boyfriends.
Understanding Love is pretty simple. Not sure why everyone makes it seem so complicated. LOVE..........works. If it's not love, it doesn't work. If you
love a person they will remain in your life, if it's not love... they wont. Love is a two way street. You don't know what love is until what you give is also
received. If you give it 101% but the person only gives you 50% you haven't experienced love yet. Now........shut the hell up and give me some chon
chon!
In order to dream you must sleep. In order to sleep you must dream.
Monkey.
If you have a pair of scissors you can cut your own hair.
I used to be tall once.
Hoto shoes are in now. Back in the day they were called KEDS. They were all white and girls wore them until you could see their toes peeking out the
front. They were really cheap too. Now they call them VANS......and they're expensive. This is what the old school ones looked like.
Now, boys and girls use them. If you ask me. They look retarded. Plus, they are flat so if you're short, they don't help much.
I also hear tight clothes is in. WTF is wrong with our youth? (we raised them) First they want to wear everything baggy now it's everything
tight...skinny jeans. It's also cool to have fucked up hair. I've had fucked up hair for years.....I"ve been cool all along and never knew it!
Man..Evolution sucks balls. We're going backwards.
I saw a older man with canas wearing his cap sideways at Rivercenter Mall Sunday afternoon. The front of his shirt was tucked in but the back was
out. He was wearing baggy pants. Idiot. Doesn't he know baggy is out and tight is in? Either way, he looked like an idiot.
I played Scattergories for the first time this weekend. This game is retarded. Whoever made this game up didn't have "fun" in mind. They had, "fist
fight" in mind. Bastards. THINGS YOU FIND AT A WEDDING THAT START WITH THE LETTER S, GO! Soap.........yeah, Soap.........cause some
weddings are held at Hotels and hotels have soap. WTFFFF
I need to invent a game. Let's see who can run the most laps at the McCollum track Monday - Friday at 9pm. Winners gets skinny! Ready.........go!
If you ask the usher a question while he's checking your movie tickets you only have to buy 3 tickets for a family of 4. Works every time. "Has the
movie started yet? Fuck..we're late...go go go!". "Last door on your left". "Thanks!". BOOO-YAAA, just saved 6 bucks!
My brother Hector is in Turkey. The country. No, he's not a Turkey. He is IN TURKEY. Istanbul. He's there for a few days working. He volunteered to
go. He had to get a few shots in the arm before going and each time he receives a text message it cost him .50 cents. . . . . . .
March 21, 2010
....a freaken 12 gauge what do you think?
If any of you are familiar with Facebook you know how the "friend request" feature works. Every now and then someone will send you a list of friends
that this person thinks you'd be interested in adding to your page. Well, I always click ok. Well, this jackass named Jacinto Guevara who calls himself
an artist contacted me before accepting my request. He was really rude. So when the douche insulted "my" sport I took it personal. Sad thing is that
he's a Mexicano & in his mid 50's. So there's no helping or changing this old man. He's set in his ways. He'll be a idiot for the rest of his sad life. I've
included a few pictures of this artist to prove a point. He's a pendejo.
Jacinto Guevara March 19 at 10:39
Hi, who are you and why do you want to be my "friend"?
JG Arturo Ramos March 19 at 10:41am
ramosboxing.com
Jacinto Guevara March 19 at 10:53am
Boxing? Yuck, I'm not into violent sport or dudes playing with balls.
Ten cuidao, OK?
JG Arturo Ramos March 19 at 10:55am
for being so old...estas medio pendejo no? good luck selling your "art".
Jacinto Guevara March 19 at 10:57am
You have about as much class as...a retarded boxer, sorry.
Arturo Ramos March 19 at 11:15am
The boxing gym is a way to keep children off the streets. If you ever have time between paintings or building little paper mache figurines feel free to browse the website.
Now.. when you're on your death bed, feel free to contact me. I'm the GM for a local Funeral Home/Crematory/Cemetery/Mausoleum. I'll make sure you're taken care of. I
hear you're struggling financially. You're "smart" enough to know it's expensive to die now days. . . . . or you can always donate your body to science or a paupers burial. .
Jacinto Guevara March 19 at 11:25am
I understand that and I am aware that there is a culture, basically considered "honorable" of boxeo and helping to get ghetto kids out of the ghetto...by bashing each others
brains out. In other words I feel sorry for this "culture". I also HIGHLY suspect a not so hidden need for some guys to want to touch each other.
Science is more than good enough for my dead remains.
Arturo Ramos March 19 at 11:30am
Bashing each others brains out? Wow.. . your ignorance shines! You have a computer ...get on google and type, "most dangerous sports in america" . . . . and you'll see what
I mean by my statement. The sad thing is that your a broke mexican... you continue to fit the stereotype of our culture. Time to grow up. Break the cycle...stop settling for
pennies and get a real job. Everyone wants to be a musician and artist now days.........it's sad, very sad.
Jacinto Guevara March 19 at 11:39am
I didn't say Boxing was worse that Footall and Rugby. You stop writing to me, otay, Spanky?
Arturo Ramos March 19 at 11:52am
Your ignorance shines once again.......none of those 3 sports are the most dangerous in America. I feel sorry for you. . . . more for your children (if you have any). So old...yet
so ignorant. Now.. give me a couple of days to make some figurines/paintings similar to the ones you've made and trying to sell for over $300 dollars (ha). I'll make sure to
send you a link with pictures of both so you can compare. Anyone who took Art I & II in high school can do what you're doing for a "living". I'm also curious to that small tattoo
you have right above your thumb there....gang name? What a fool...a reminder for the rest of your life that you are/were an idiot. I'll contact you sooner than later, Monkey. ps.
that penny wit of yours needs some improvement. . . .
Jacinto Guevara March 19 at 12:07pm
Penny wit, that's pretty good, maybe you do have a few intelligent brain cells. One more time, please stop writing or I'll report you to FB. I believe in free speech AND your
opinions but you are getting really bad. I was flattered that he complimented my intelligence but then saddened when I thought about the source.
Arturo Ramos March 19 at 12:14pm
Free speech it is..........as this conversation will be posted in public. If you decide to contact me, use my website not Facebook. Good riddance idiotic Hippy!
This is a perfect example of what's wrong with our sport. It's our job to educated these morons that boxing isn't just about "bashing each others
brains out". Boxing instills discipline, dedication and builds good character. It gives kids something to do other than running the streets or building a
criminal rap sheet that prevents them from being successful adults once they've matured. Kids now days need direction. Boxing provides that. Not
everyone will become a world champion, Olympian or millionaire but it teaches you about life. Forces you to perform under fear. Gives you the
confidence you need in life to be successful. It makes you believe in yourself. Not many sports do that. In team sports you can get away with hiding
behind another person or being lazy. In boxing it's different. You realize right away that if you give it 101% you're rewarded instantly. From the first
time you set foot in a boxing gym you start building character. You're stepping into a new world of sorts. You're challenging yourself. The journey to
accomplish different goals begins.
I had a 60 yr old white lady working out here a few years ago. When I told her the warm up was, 1 mile jog, 100 situps, 50 pushups she looked at me
like I was crazy then said, "Son.. I can't do that". I looked right at her and said, "You don't have a choice..... you have to. Everybody in this gym does
it and now that you're part of our gym you must do it too. You have two arms and two legs like everyone else...... now hurry up before it gets dark."
She proved herself wrong that day. She did it. Not just once either. She continued to do it daily for about two weeks.
For the short time she was here she was part of our team. She had to stop working out for personal reasons but for the few weeks she was here she
proved to herself that she could rise to the occasion. For her, boxing had nothing to do with boxing. It had everything to do with life. She called to
thank me and said she'd remember these couple of weeks for th rest of her life. THIS..........is boxing.
When someone insults the sport of boxing like this so called artist did it's a reminder to the boxing community that we still have work to do. We need
to educated these monkeys & prove to them that boxing is not just about trying to hurt each other. Boxing is an ART. It's a difficult sport that takes
many years to master. That's the challenge of our sport. It's a sport that requires dedication in order to be successful. In other sports the
consequences for having a bad night is just a loss. In boxing, it can be your life.
March 20, 2010
........the poor boy still wets the bed.
Violet
Doll Parts
Kevin Terrazas is looking sharp.
N.Carolina is a tough...lazy little fucker.
Ray can take a good putaso........so can Julian.
Petey grew some pelos in sparring against Luna today.
Today's sparring looked like the Blood Bank.
Citizen Dick
Layne Staley, Kurt Cobain, Jimmy Hendrix & Jonas Brother should trade spots with each other.
Nyquil
Hector is going to Istanbul, Turkey ................not to box, to work on a jet engine. He'll be less than 1000 miles from Iraq. He should take his headgear.
Name a permanent solution to a temporary problem..........ready? GO!
Manny Man got some putasos to the face today. He needs a french braid........or aqua net.
March 18, 2010
....come show Pedro to class.
I didn't go to work on Wed. . . . . I took the day off. Why? Not sure.
throwing a football = jacked up elbow for a few days
I find beauty in imperfection
HOUSE marathon on Bravo. I was surprised some of the kids from the gym actually watch this show. They said, "yeah HOUSE.. it's about that smart
crazy doctor"
In the near future a doctor will prescribe Vicodin to someone with, "computer elbow". Similar to Tennis elbow but this one comes with another
symptom. . . . . "fatness".
Where's MacGyver ?
March 17, 2009
........pegs
before you call someone a "hater" make sure you have all your shit together.
If I tell you I'll miss you, will you go away?
Spurs have been doing better. Bastards.
Who's on first? Palo? Palo who? everyone else? They're on first. Ok, who's on second. Forget second pay attention to first. Ok.
Palo.
Diamond
U-Haul
Registration
Oprah
Easter
Never
Time
University
Cake
Umbrella
Lion
Oxygen
In 7th grade, I had a bottom locker. It sucked.
I hate being on Time. I'm never on Time for anything. I refuse to be a Time's bitch. Time is my bitch. Bitch. If Time came up to me and asked me to be
on time, I'd punch it. I'd punch it, take the batteries out and spit on it. I'd punch, take the batteries out, spit on it, then pee on it. I'd punch it, take the
batteries out, spit on it, pee on it then BE IT. Nobody bosses me around, Time. You bastard. You better pray I never run in to you. Cause I'm gonna
punch you, take your batteries out, spit on you, pee on you, be you, then wipe my snot with you. I'm gonna punch you, take your......
Tara ta ta, Tara ta ta, Tara ta ta,.....money is the only thing that give love...they say don't let it make you. . .
Larry is the white guy people think he's funny.................A real estate investa who makes a lot a money
We stopped at Taco Bell for some Mexican eatin' But Taco Bell was closed the girls was on my tip They said go back the other way we'll stop and eat
I need some parachute pants, headband and a large piece of cardboard.
Karen Vause.
March 16
Get your own freaken tots!
Cumbersome.........to this world. 1996
March 15, 2009
Is Pedro there? "No" Ok, bye.
In 2005 there was 10.369 million arrest in the US. I wasn't one of them.
In 2007 there was 4,269,000 births, that's 14.16 births per 1000 population. I wasn't one of them.
In 2007 there was 2,416,000 deaths in the United States. I might have been one of them. Not sure.
In 2008 there was 2,208,000 million marriages in the United States. I wasn't one of them.
The life expectancy in the United States in 2007 for men was 75 yrs...for women, 80. Men should start having periods so they can live longer.
In 2002 there was 1,293,000 legal abortions in the United States....to justify this we should have had 1,293,000 death sentences. Well, maybe less. If
you were raped, drunk, high or homeless we can cut you a deal. Superglue you shut.
In 1998 98% of all households had a TV set. I'm part of that statistic.
In 2006 86% of all households with a TV had cable. I'm part of that statistic.
In 2003 61.8% of households had a computer. I'm part of that statistic.
As of 1990 the US share of the world land area was only 6.2%. The whole world should gang up on us and give us a beat down. We deserve it.
The most popular name in 1880 was John.
From 2000 - 2010 the most popular name for men in America was, Jacob. That's kinda fucked up. I don't know anyone named Jacob. If anyone
named Jacob is reading this, lets be friends.
From 2000 - 2007 the most popular name for a woman was Emily. I know una Emily.
Why doesn't anyone make blue colored food?
There is 6,790,062,216 people in the world. I'm one. The United States has 307,212,123. China has 1,338,612,968. That's a butt load of Chino
sex. Taiwan only has 22,974,347, they don't like sex. They're to busy making cheap toys for the world.
The tallest building in the world is 2,716 feet, that's 1/2 mile. I"d jump.
West Virginia was the first state to recognize Mother's Day in 1910. President Woodrow Wilson officially proclaimed Mother's Day a national holiday
in 1914.
Sales Tax is different in every state. Move to Delaware or Montana if you don't like Taxes.
Why does the gov't spend so much money going to the moon? What are they looking for?
155.8 million
The number of females in the United States as of Oct. 1, 2009. The number of males was 151.8 million. We should fight.
82.8 million......... Estimated number of mothers of all ages in the United States. Does that mean there was 82.8 million fathers too? Probably not.
That would be a fun statistic to keep track of. "82.8 million mothers & 11.4 million fathers" wtf.................
1.9 million , average number of children that women 40 to 44 had given birth to as of 2006. Veijas cochinas.
197,900, Total number of active duty women in the military, as of Sept. 30, 2008.
Why don't midgets join the Army?
March 11, 2010
Lucky!
Scratch off lottery tickets hate me.
husband is a pervert, she goes to strip bars, watches porn at work, talks about her sex life to employees vs someone who cusses. Who's the better
person? Chances are.........they're both dicks.
I walked into the Shell station a few days ago to buy a few things and they lady asks, "no newspaper today?" and I realized something.......whenever
the Spurs lose....I don't buy the paper. She thought it was funny. I didn't.
Pearl Jam just announced their mini US tour....time to hit the road.
Robotics competition & a local boxing show..........same date/time. Shit.
I haven't eaten at Bill Miller's for like a month....the employees there probably think I'm dead.
The Junior Olympics are coming up soon. We should have a strong team.
If you ask or work towards the opposite of what you really want........you usually get what you originally wanted. huh?
"All decorations must be removed by March 18"
Digitech
Fender
ebow
tabs
homemade art
paint my walls
paint a picture
March 9, 2010
Grab my arm....my other arm
"Whoever said, winning isn't everything, probably lost"
A man crosses the street............he gets to the other side.
I had a dream that I knew was a dream so I was running around telling everyone to do whatever they want..........cause it was just a dream. I ran a red
light, broke windows, punched people and kept yelling, "this is a dream!"
Hector doesn't like nose hairs.
My red beanie continues to follow me everywhere I go.
What do you call someone who doesn't do certain things in order to prevent "damage" to others?
If you run in circles fast enough will you ever catch yourself?
There's only ONE way to be born but millions of ways to die...................why?
The Red Box is kicking everyone's ass.
Jordans for sale
It always rains in San Antonio, sitcom.
Few months ago I bought 6 lottery tickets (same kind) cause the chances of winning something are 1 in 4 and I didn't win anything. My brother Mike
bought ONE lottery ticket yesterday. He won 50 bucks. Bastard.
Shine on you Crazy Diamond
The awards from the GG are puro pedo. This Association is smart. They spread themselves thin in order to keep everyone satisfied. Very smart.
Slick. Expected.
My mind as a kid remembers a big fat book that was titled, THE WAY. It was Blue. Soft cover. Lots of pages.
I want to see the movie, "Precious"
Would you rather do something wrong 1000 times or something right 1 time?
Willie Pep once won a round without throwing a punch.
March 7, 2010
Ever wish you could go back in time?
Scratch my back...........harder, harder.......harder....hurry......higher, lower........STOP! ahhhhhhhhh........
If you touch, you must scratch!
John Whisler & Co. put ALL their eggs in one basket.........and they cracked.
An asshole decides to leave the city so he can get away from all his problems. He gets all his belongings and puts them into a UHAUL truck and
drives for many hours. He decides to move into a "better" neighborhood. He unloads all his belongs into his new pretty house. The grass is green.
The sky is blue. Old people water their grass early in the morning, a school bus picks up children at every corner and no sirens or gun shots are
ever heard at night. He's awake late one night drinking coca cola and swallowing melatonin. He begins to think. "I have driven over 1000 miles,
spent over 1000 bucks and I'm still an asshole and still have problems. The only thing that has changed is that now I'm an asshole with a pretty
house."
POWER TRIP
If you eat Lucky Charms before you scratch off a lottery tickets it improves your chances of winning.
They don't call them parties anymore........they call them, "kickbacks". How exactly do you kickback? Does someone have to kick you first? Is there
such thing as a kickfirst? second? Is second the kickback? Huh?
Push Ups
Brooksfield National Bank.........no vale pinga.
I took a phone survey for Ashleys' Furniture. The woman asked me to rate them on a scale from 1-10 with 10 being the best. I told her, "I'd rate you a
............you suck".
I had to go to work on Sunday. A complaint. Most complaints are best solved with a good old fashion game of thumb war.
If it would be illegal to get gastric bypass surgery would obesity stop? Why do we reward lazy people with a solution?
Why is a wet willy called a wet willy?
March 5, 2010
This is like the worse video ever!
They say crazy people can draw a perfect circle.
Perfection . . . ..
Fuck, it's Friday already. What happen to those other 4 days?
.........1 minute ago, it was a minute earlier. 1 day ago, it was a day earlier.....1 week ago it was a week earlier.....
The further you think back the older you feel.
If you really want an honest opinion. Don't ask an adult, ask a child. "Hey, Tio......how does this look?" "looks good mija", "Hey AJ.....how does this
look?", "you look like a fat pig" Adults say what you want to hear, children say it as they see it.
I came home early from work today and caught a few minutes of the Dr. Phil show. That pendeja Nancy Grace was a guest. They were discussing
some videos that had been posted online of some females fighting one another. One of the girls that got her ass kicked was on the show. She was
explaining to the audience how she feels each time she watches this video. According to her she gets, "sick to her stomach". The funny part was that
Dr. Phil and Nancy Grace kept repeating, "what is wrong with this generation", they continued to insult the youth of today. I have ONE question, "Who
raised these children?".......Uh huh, old folks did. They dropped the ball. These old farts got lazy and stopped paying attention to their kids needs
and allowed society to control how they lived their life. We've created a "pill" for all problems of America hoping for a quick fix. This generations
biggest influence is the TUBE, not their parents. Parents now days have "better things" to do than spend time with their children.
Now.......excuse me while I go surf the net for a good deal on black tube socks & apple flavored jolly ranchers!
March 4, 2010
Don't forget to feed Tina.
I'm only happy when I'm unhappy.
I'm only happy when it rains........the 90's
The Golden Gloves are over (locally)now it's time to get our Junior boxers ready for the JO's. We should have a strong team this year. Santos, Luna,
Warrior are all new to the team but are looking like seasoned veterans. One of them even has a mustache.
Just yesterday Christian and Cresencio were 10 years old.........
Why does everyone think most boxing coaches know how to actually fight? I've seen a few coaches fight (box & street fight) and they "fight" like
major putos. By putos I mean.......they can't fight if their life depended on it. Might be time to bust out my old VHS collection.
I was transferring some of my old VHS fights to DVD and came across the 95' US Championships. In the background you can hear Tony Jaramillo
yelling, "go Turnie!". . . . . .. . . .
Jesus walked on water.........but can't do our sit-ups.
From now on our TRAVELING boxing team will consist of 10 boxers...........
STUPID PHONE CALL:
"Yes, I had some questions about your boxing gym", "Ok, go ahead......ask away"........."how does it work". . . . Uhhhh, you put double A batteries in it
and it goes........jackass.
"I have a few questions about your boxing gym", "ok", "how big is your gym" WTF? Why does this matter? Is he a fatass? Is he bringing a waterboy,
towel boy, tie my shoes boy, tell me a joke boy, give me a compliment boy...etc..How big is your gym......this has to be up there with one of the
dumbest questions I've ever been asked. Next time a person asks me this question I'll be ready, "does size matter?.... Obviously it doesn't.......you
have a girlfriend/wife".
How was glue invented?
Velcro was invented in 1976
I hate the Spurs.
I hate the thought of a wet Dorito.
I have never eaten Macaroni. Not even as a kid.
I never knew Judas Priest was a fag. . . .
How high can a bird fly? If a bird is flying and it gets tired.........what does it do?
Why don't we ever talk about railroad tracks?
If we run out of space, can we live underground? Can we build underground?
If a 1 dollar bill had a voice it would say, "i may be small, but you need me........bitch"
$5 = "You can't have a full meal without me, bitch"
$10 = "If your gas light turns on.....you'll need me, bitch"
$20 = "if you take someone to the movies, you'll need me.........bitch"
$50 = "if you want to get lucky after the movies, you might need me too, bitch"
$100 = "Do as I say and Call me Daddy, bitch!"
America is fat. . . and we like it.
Once it's over........I start to like it. When it's there, I hate it.
What would happen if you start digging........and NEVER stop?
Is having more, REALLY MORE or does having more mean you need less?
If we start walking away from each other and never stop, will we meet again?
March 1, 2010
You have the worst reflexes of all time!
Sunflower seeds. I can put over 30 of them in my mouuff, crack them open, shift the outer part to the other side of my cheek and eat the seed then
spit out all the waste. I have skills. Challenge me. I'm the best ever.
Rain sucks.
Dead people don't mind the rain. Managers, Owners, family members, Insurance companies, Funeral Directors, Groundskeepers DO.
Droid
Jack in the Box late at night.........very late at night. Good stuff. Sourdough
For lent..........give up making promises you can't keep. Good enough.
Why do people cry "assault!" so fast? I heard, "That's assault!" a few times this past week. A simple poke of the chest with a finger is considered
assault. There's also verbal assault. If you're going to be accused of assault make damn sure it is assault. A finger doesn't do much damage. Pick up
a brick and break it on their forehead, a bat to the left knee cap, a elbow to the nose, an uppercut to the nutts...etc... If you put your FINGER or
TOUCH someone and they yell assault you, you might as well beat the crap out of them. More than likely you'll be going to jail for the same offense.
It doesn't matter if you use your finger or a bat. . .. it's assault. Assault. Assault. . . . the first three letters of the word explains most of you.
Name three words that best describe a coach: towel, timer, water-bottle. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh IT, anyone can be a coassshh !
Name three words that best describe a human: 2 arms, face, 2 legs........Shhhhhhhhhhhhh IT, anyone can be a human!
Name three words that best describe a car: tires, motor, gas...................Shhhhhhhhhhhhh IT, not anyone can be a car.
If I continue to take 4 steps forward and 3 backwards how long will it take me to get there? Will I ever get there? If I take 4 steps forward, turn my
back to you and take three steps towards you, not facing you........im still moving forward. I will get there. I win. I'm there, I'm here. You lose.
We are here to make the world better for others then we leave.
Why are kids wearing their hats crooked? Like......off to one side. I couldn't help but notice all these safados wearing their hats off to one in public. Is
this the in thing? Is this cool?
What is the correct way to wear jeans? Who decides?
If you want to feel skinny, but bigger clothes.
If you want to feel fat........you're on the right path.
Light - Sleep - Dark - Wake
Don't put a milkshake in the freezer. . . it will become a milkcantshake.
If you're walking naked through the desert and a goat asks you to take a pick......1 million dollars or......water Which would you take?..............idiot.
Why do people get tattoos on their necks?
Most people give in to temptation. Most people are what's wrong with the world. The world gives you temptations in order to see who are you really
are not so you can bite........ Are you being you? Are you you? Or are you him? her? them? herthemthem.
Does Webster's Dictionary only belong to Webster?
What happen to Chris Angel? Um........era puro show el puto, that's what happen. Youtube killed him........por mammon.
If God always forgives you what's the motivation to not mess up?
Sin today, Gone tomorrow? Sin today, forgiven tomorrow? Sin today, dead tomorrow? Sin today, Soul dead tomorrow? Sin today......and today and
today. . . . . .
If you DIE.......will anyone notice? After a while........we are all forgotten. Headphones please.
Feb. 23, 2010
Would you want to be kicked in the face by a guy wearing these badboys?
Neil Finn
Finn Bros.
7 Worlds Collde Concert DVD, good stuff!
I used to play poker everyday a few years ago.
I don't really like the Golden Gloves Tournament.....shhhhh
Define the word COACH........GO!
First 4....then 8....then 12....then 16.......then 32....now?
Where do kids/adults put boogers once they've removed them from their nose with their finger?
Earlier today the weather channel said there was a 90% chance of snow here in San Antonio on Tuesday......the 10% is going to win.....
Let's say "there's a 40% chance of thunderstorms today" instead of "there's a 60% chance that we will not have thunderstorms today". Yeah, they're
both correct.
Will Ferrell makes me laugh........you don't.
Don't you just hate when your video is "buffering", I do. You wanna buffer, buffer these...........
"We are the World" was redone......it sucks balls.
Kanye West is still a fucktard.
5 Minutes Alone
Why is a red carpet so special? We have one at the gym........anyone can walk on it.
Feb.22, 2010
We need some gold bracelets and what'not. . .
Someone on craigslist doesn't like me.......I think it's Craig. Puto
Griffs
My daughter had a ROBOTICS seminar this weekend at UTSA. She wanted me to attend so I did....it sucked. It was boring and not many brown
people were there. Didn't see any other schools from the Souffside.
This coming week should be pretty hectic. We entered 12 boxers into this years Regional Golden Gloves tournament so I'll have to make an
appointment with the toilet & shower if not I might forget........
Robert Luna Sr.
Martina Josefina Catalina Cucarracha beautiful muchacha wont you be my wife.........book.
As of today (Sunday) we have 10 bodies to process on Monday morning. How exciting.
Kinda shitty that San Antonio only has ONE newspaper. I member el San Antonio Light............
There was an article in the Express News (Metro) this Sunday about 5th grade students using different objects to cut/harm themselves at school. . It
mentions these acts are pretty common among "our" youth today. A total of 18 students were sent to the principals office for doing this.
These are the same little pendejos who call CPS on you when you spank them. Here we have 18 perfectly healthy (physically) students causing
harm to themselves by choice ..... a couple of thousand miles away we have children searching through trash looking for food to stay alive.
America.....America......America...always worried about being politically correct and ignoring the problems it's causing here in our backyard. There's
nothing wrong with giving your child a good ol'e putaso when they do something wrong. Years ago it was High School Stupid Acts making the
news......then Middle School.......now Elementary! Day Care is next. "Toddler holds Daycare employees hostage with pair of scissors" In order to
not promote violence Daycare employees were forced to comply with 3yr old toddler and were held hostage for 48 hours.......the standoff ended after the toddler cried himself
to sleep due to an rash on his buttocks. ...the rash was cause by a dirty diaper over the 48 hour standoff. . . .Trial is set to begin next week.
Hey, how's it going?
Who's King Tutts daddy?
If you replace the word GOD with LIFE on anything you read........it will make better sense. Huh?
I'm average height.........for a woman.
Burger King vs McDonalds
No matter how hard you try.......you will never know everything ....... some people try everything and never get hard. Huh?
Youtube videos........and more videos.
Time goes by fast when you paint.
Time goes by fast when you read.
Time goes by fast when you're having fun.
Time goes by fast when you sleep.
Time goes by fast when you write
Time goes by slow when you're waiting......
Time goes by slow when you're being told what to do.......and not to do....
Who made time? Who made the rule that you must sleep at night and wake at sunrise? Why does everyone follow this unwritten rule? Why do stores
close at night? What if I sleep while you're awake and rise while you're asleep? If im awake while you're sleeping am I living? are you living?
According to Astronomers/Scientist/College Educated Hippies Pluto was removed from our solar system in 2006 cause it was to small to be a planet.
So these fucks drilled me throughout my school years that it was a PLANET and now they've changed their mind? So all the bs about Pluto was puro
pedo??? Our Solar System was wrong all along??? Can I go back to my 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Craig and pop her in he face? What if 100 years
from now the Sun is not longer a Sun......cause it's not HOT enough? What if OUR WAR ON TERROR of today is not really a war? What if they say in
order for it to be called a War we need a winner and loser.....and since nobody won, it never existed! WTF did I just say????
Few months ago it was also said that all Bibles we're going to be "UPDATED" to today's vocabulary. Changes like this are
scary/weird/akward/mamadas. . . etc... This makes me question NOW. If all of our today's will be changed tomorrow why should we worry about living
our today's? Our Today's will be changed by definition tomorrow.......so let's not worry about our Todays and just LIVE.......huh? what?
There's and END to everything.......even to an album called Backspacer. . so here's.....
THE END...........What were all those dreams we shared .....those many years ago? ........What were all those plans we made now ......left beside the road? ........Behind us in
the road More than friends, I always pledged .......cause friends they come and go ......People change, as does everything
I wanted to grow old ......I just want to grow old ......Slide up next to me .....I'm just a human being ......I will take the blame ...But just the same ...this is not me .......You see?
.....Believe...I'm better than this ....Don't leave me so cold .....I'm buried beneath the stones .....I just want to hold on ...I know I'm worth your love ...Enough... .I don't think
....there's such a thing ....It's my fault now ....Having caught a sickness in my bones ...How it pains to leave you here ....With the kids on your own ......Just don't let me go
........Help me see myself ....cause I can no longer tell ...Looking out from the inside ...of the bottom of a well ....It's hell... I yell... But no one hears before I disappear ...whisper
in my ear ..Give me something to echo ..in my unknown future's ear ..My dear... The end ...comes near... I'm here... But not much
FRONT ROW BISSHEESS longer.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeKD8Bz8E-E
Feb. 21, 2010
You should come get all your stuff out of my locker...
Our new facebook account has started some "wonderful" conversations with bunch of posers. At the very least, it keeps me entertained and gives
me a few topics to write about.
Sunflower seeds.
Vince Rodriguez of Accion hooked us up once again. He continues to be supportive of our boxing gym. Good guy.
Myspace........Facebook..........Twitter..........what's next
Expensive burials..........creamations......here come THE Green Burials from across the pond!
Keys to Victory..........coming up.
Father vs Son .....Mano a Mano......Beard vs Beard........Hair vs Hair.......should be fun.
Some are easily offended......some like to offend......easily offended people don't like those who like to offend. What?
I haven't had many stupid phone calls lately but a menso named Matthew keeps IMing me on facebook. Marricon. He messaged me the following day
after our first "awkward" conversation and said, "I think we got off the wrong foot yesterday"...........I don't think we did. My decision is final, esta
pendejo & he needs a putaso.
Hey I think we got off the wrong foot yesterday
1:12pmMatthew
I can start next week
1:13pmArturo
What side of town do you live on ?
1:14pmMatthew
I live in Kerrville but come to SA a lot
I go to the southside
btw my name is Matt
Arturo
I think my gym might be to demanding for you. I can give you a few other gyms around san antonio.
1:17pmMatthew
I do the navy seal work out
ne way just let me show you I can do it
1:18pmMatthew
I drive off of pain
Arturo
Then you'll be killed the first time you get into the ring.
1:19pmMatthew
why do you sat that
1:20pmArturo
boxing is not an idiots sport like most people think.......it's not for fools who think it's like any other fight
1:20pmMatthew
no its not at all
Arturo
all you clowns see is what's on TV .. the preparation is what you guys forget to think about
1:20pmMatthew
you need speed , balance and strength
1:21pmArturo
No, you need common sense. . . most people lack that.
1:21pmMatthew
i know its hard work
1:21pmArturo
I'll give you a few other phone number of gyms you can contact.
what's your email address?
1:22pmMatthew
you need commom sence for everything thou
ok be there next Friday thou
1:22pmArturo
it's closed all next week...
major tournament in town. gym will be
gym will be closed
1:23pmMatthew
mattman7474@yahoo.com
whens it open?
2 weeks?
1:23pmArturo
like I said.......I'll email you some information on other gyms nearby
They'll be happy to take your money...
1:24pmMatthew
and why arrnt you happy to "take my money'
I went to the police academy and do know basic fighting skills
1:25pmArturo
......this is exactly why i'd rather you not train here. Ever since you contacted me you've compared boxing to:
street fighting, the navy....basic
1:27pmMatthew
well I got to start somewhere
ya that's true I have a huge ego and attitude
but I would be going there to learn
1:29pmArturo
That ego doesn't work here at this gym...I have 13 yr olds who can beat your ass like you took their lunch money at school
There's a gym I think you'd be great for...it's called, SCRATCH BOXING TEAM...it's on SW Military Dr.
1:29pmMatthew
wtf is that
i know the 13 year old kids i saw on yr site r awsome
1:31pmMatthew
is that a gym or a real team?
1:32pmArturo
There's also another gym named, Luna's Boxing Gym on Mission Rd.
1:33pmMatthew
hey you had lots of boxing awards rt?
1:33pmArturo
sure
why?
1:34pmMatthew
just asking
does your gym fight those gyms
1:35pmArturo
yes
1:36pmMatthew
are you trying to help me or get my ass kicked
1:37pmArturo
Well, if you say you have a big EGO and with your attitude...chances are you'll be getting your ass kicked sooner or later at a boxing gym.
1:38pmMatthew
lol
1:39pmMatthew
well just send me the other info to my e mail and i will check it all out
Feb. 18, 2010
..I didn't understand a word you just said........
"If you see the world the same way you did 25 years ago.....you've wasted 25 years of your life"
If nothing is forever why do we continue to search?
Roland is back at the gym.......so is "Santos"
Full Circle with the Jaramillos...
I just created a FACEBOOK & TWITTER account for our boxing gym...
3:38pmMatthew
hey
I am 34 does it matter my age to join your boxing team?
3:38pmArturo
no it doesn't
visit ramosboxing.com
3:39pmMatthew
so its real matches or just training
ok
3:54pmMatthew
ok i looked at iut....just one question....if i want to fight in a match do i need a boxing licence
3:55pmArturo
ok....yeah, 55 bucks
Matthew
so the membership dues gives me the boxing lic?
3:59pmArturo
no....you don't need to worry about the boxing license.....if you're new you're a long way from competing
3:59Matthew
I did street fighting....i know not the same
4:01pmArturo
so has everyone here at the gym..........that's not going to help you at ALL
4:02pmMatthew
ya ok, well I check it sometime. I do trin in my back yard with a heavy bag and weights thou
4:03pmArturo
If you get throught a FULL workout without passing out i'll give you 50% off on the first month...just to show you what you're doing and what you NEED to do is not the same.
4:05pmMatthew
I like a chalange....so ok
4:05pmArturo
when can i expect you then?....First week in March
4:06pmArturo
I'm only offering that 50% of for the next two weeks good luck bye
4:06pmMatthew
I would be your first white boy there lol
4:06pmArturo
no
4:06pmMatthew
I am short on cash now
4:07pmArturo
we've had plenty of honkeys here
4:06pmMatthew
hey how much for personel training
4:08pmArturo
thats kinda gay....later
4:09pmMatthew
I wanted to get into MMA and wanted more trainging then you would norm
4:09pmArturo
We don't train queers. Later
4:10pmMatthew
what the fuck ! I am not a fag
4:12pmMatthew
So payment on the first day
4:13pmArturo
You know what...........
I'm closing the gym down. No more boxing. I'm opening up a catering business. Bye.
Why?
New Edition
Boyz II Men
Miss Gallegos loves Evander Holyfield
Miss Gallegos used to let me play basketball in gym EVERYDAY. ...
Mrs. Hawkins grabbed my butt in 7th grade. She had feathered hair.
Mrs. Amende had short hair and was chubby, Kingsbrough
Mrs. Waston was black, loud and drove a Thunderbird.
Mrs. Pulido was my B.O.S. teacher in 8th grade.
I carried Mrs. Burleson to class down the hallway one time........in 7th grade.
Mr. Ibrahim had furry eyebrows
Most PE coaches were perverts.
"making out"
"going around"
"da crib"
I.S.S.
Referral
Pink Slip
I got Paddled