Nov. 16, 2009
Another year is almost gone & nobody has a solution to beat el "pac-man". Try Galaga or Donkey Kong. It's a doube-sided sword with pac-man.
Once he loses they'll just say, 'well, he was smaller".
Travis Meeks has a gold mind. . . not mine, a mind......la cabeza, brain. Thoughts.
All Boxers want to be champions.
You don't just wake up and become a champion. You have to behave like one before you become one. Your actions have to be those of a
champion in order to become one. Or un CHUMPION!
STABA Elections were puro pedo again this year. The old administration is still trying to cause rukus. They need to move on.
Walt Hailey now lives in San Antonio, good honest man.
I bailed after President Mark Calo-oy was re-elected. Leadership & change starts from the top and as long as he stays as our association's
president we'll continue to move in the right direction.
The old administration continues to be a pain in the ass.
Bill Wells has been around a long time, cool dude.
Another year is almost gone & nobody has a solution to beat el "pac-man". Try Galaga or Donkey Kong. It's a doube-sided sword with pac-man.
Once he loses they'll just say, 'well, he was smaller".
Travis Meeks has a gold mind. . . not mine, a mind......la cabeza, brain. Thoughts.
All Boxers want to be champions.
You don't just wake up and become a champion. You have to behave like one before you become one. Your actions have to be those of a
champion in order to become one. Or un CHUMPION!
STABA Elections were puro pedo again this year. The old administration is still trying to cause rukus. They need to move on.
Walt Hailey now lives in San Antonio, good honest man.
I bailed after President Mark Calo-oy was re-elected. Leadership & change starts from the top and as long as he stays as our association's
president we'll continue to move in the right direction.
The old administration continues to be a pain in the ass.
Bill Wells has been around a long time, cool dude.
Who the fuck is Bruce Lino?
Excel & Microsoft spreadsheet formulas
Randy Galindo had two pro fights. He got KO'd twice.
Someone named Pablo Tovar messaged me on myspace to tell me he was working out at another boxig gym. Who the hell is he and why should I
care?
Lou Gracia wants to help.
Everyone picks on Linda Martinez........according to a memo at our annual elections meetings.
Fat people shouldn't tuck in their shirts when they wear tight jeans.
Silver Stars
One of my former boxers dropped Mark Calo-oy
Text whores
Concert festivals suck
Our STABA board of directors speak on the phone late at night...............per minute rates DO NOT APPLY.
I've heard more than a handful of people say that boxing is full of snakes. . . . wish they'd open their eyes and realize it's just not in boxing.
Who gives a rats ass.........when is the next boxing show?
More votes more power more mammadas
I motion to...........
..........there's a motion on the floor
........................lets vote.
Silver Gloves
Hey, are you golden gloves? Hey.. are you pendejo?
Some people are obsessed with power, others are obsessed with others.
Otra verronga por-please
DON'T DRINK & SPEAK.......DRINKING & DRIVING IS a bit more safe.
Wanna buy an ocean view condo in Kansas?
Excel & Microsoft spreadsheet formulas
Randy Galindo had two pro fights. He got KO'd twice.
Someone named Pablo Tovar messaged me on myspace to tell me he was working out at another boxig gym. Who the hell is he and why should I
care?
Lou Gracia wants to help.
Everyone picks on Linda Martinez........according to a memo at our annual elections meetings.
Fat people shouldn't tuck in their shirts when they wear tight jeans.
Silver Stars
One of my former boxers dropped Mark Calo-oy
Text whores
Concert festivals suck
Our STABA board of directors speak on the phone late at night...............per minute rates DO NOT APPLY.
I've heard more than a handful of people say that boxing is full of snakes. . . . wish they'd open their eyes and realize it's just not in boxing.
Who gives a rats ass.........when is the next boxing show?
More votes more power more mammadas
I motion to...........
..........there's a motion on the floor
........................lets vote.
Silver Gloves
Hey, are you golden gloves? Hey.. are you pendejo?
Some people are obsessed with power, others are obsessed with others.
Otra verronga por-please
DON'T DRINK & SPEAK.......DRINKING & DRIVING IS a bit more safe.
Wanna buy an ocean view condo in Kansas?
Nov. 25, 2009
Rey Ximenez says, "VIVA MEXICO!"
I've been slacking on posting "stupid phone calls", but I've received a few.
1. "I'm calling about your boxing gym, like...how does it work?" Ummmm, you show up and workout.
2. ::phone rings:: I answer, "Hello", he replies, "Hello", I respond, "Hello", he repiles, "Hello", I hang up. Some people must think I can
answer unasked questions. Huh?
3. "Yes, I was calling about your boxing gym. I'm moving to San Antonio Sept. 2010 and wanted to know if i can workout at your gym".
Hey...safado, if you come by right now.....you may workout today. If you call me next year and the gym has burned down or diosito has taken all of
our punching bags away, NO.......you won't be able to workout. WTF.......
4. "Hello, what are your gym hours?", "We have one class that starts at 8am...until around 10ish..and another one at 6pm and that one ends
around 9.," "Oh.....i go in to work at 3, can I workout at noon?" Sure, since you're a world champion and draw large crowds and media....we'll open
the gym just for you so you can train alone and nobody bothers you while you train to fight on HBO next month. ..........pendejo.
Santos is starting to throw chingasos.
Warrior boxes like a veteran
Richard needs JairoWarrior type dedication in order to succeed.
The TX Boxing Commission is walking on egg shells.
Louie Leija doesn't mind being an opponent. Our gym doesn't train opponents.
Sergio and Mike M. are M.I.A.
Experience doesn't mean much if you forget THE experience.
Nov. 23, 2009
Celina's fight is getting closer. Should be a good one. Word is that Christina Ruiz is a tough cookie. Should be an exciting fight for the fans.
For some odd reason the Holidays are always the busiest at work. I work at a Cemetery/Funeral Home/Crematory. Do people enjoy giving death for
the Holidays? Depression? Cold weather? Not sure.....but this is the 10th year it's happen, so it's not a coincidence. People like dying during the
Holidays. Good for us, bad for them. Maybe some of us should request a coffin for Xmas?
Death doesn't discriminate, when it's your turn....its your TURN. Who's next?
Explosion drills.
Muscle endurance drills
Shut up drills. Don't speak, just train.
Some people go on TV and say they want to become champions, yet they fail to realize these decisions are made in the gym. Not in front of a
camera or seconds before a fight.
Rey Ximenez says, "VIVA MEXICO!"
I've been slacking on posting "stupid phone calls", but I've received a few.
1. "I'm calling about your boxing gym, like...how does it work?" Ummmm, you show up and workout.
2. ::phone rings:: I answer, "Hello", he replies, "Hello", I respond, "Hello", he repiles, "Hello", I hang up. Some people must think I can
answer unasked questions. Huh?
3. "Yes, I was calling about your boxing gym. I'm moving to San Antonio Sept. 2010 and wanted to know if i can workout at your gym".
Hey...safado, if you come by right now.....you may workout today. If you call me next year and the gym has burned down or diosito has taken all of
our punching bags away, NO.......you won't be able to workout. WTF.......
4. "Hello, what are your gym hours?", "We have one class that starts at 8am...until around 10ish..and another one at 6pm and that one ends
around 9.," "Oh.....i go in to work at 3, can I workout at noon?" Sure, since you're a world champion and draw large crowds and media....we'll open
the gym just for you so you can train alone and nobody bothers you while you train to fight on HBO next month. ..........pendejo.
Santos is starting to throw chingasos.
Warrior boxes like a veteran
Richard needs JairoWarrior type dedication in order to succeed.
The TX Boxing Commission is walking on egg shells.
Louie Leija doesn't mind being an opponent. Our gym doesn't train opponents.
Sergio and Mike M. are M.I.A.
Experience doesn't mean much if you forget THE experience.
Nov. 23, 2009
Celina's fight is getting closer. Should be a good one. Word is that Christina Ruiz is a tough cookie. Should be an exciting fight for the fans.
For some odd reason the Holidays are always the busiest at work. I work at a Cemetery/Funeral Home/Crematory. Do people enjoy giving death for
the Holidays? Depression? Cold weather? Not sure.....but this is the 10th year it's happen, so it's not a coincidence. People like dying during the
Holidays. Good for us, bad for them. Maybe some of us should request a coffin for Xmas?
Death doesn't discriminate, when it's your turn....its your TURN. Who's next?
Explosion drills.
Muscle endurance drills
Shut up drills. Don't speak, just train.
Some people go on TV and say they want to become champions, yet they fail to realize these decisions are made in the gym. Not in front of a
camera or seconds before a fight.
Dec. 13, 2009
2009 State Silver Gloves Team - STRONG TEAM This was by far the strongest JO Team we've had in a long time. Not one boxer "LOST" a fight
against Texas top boxers.
ALL STARS
Alex Rangel
Pete Contreras
Ramon Cardenas
Christian Santibanez
Cresencio Ramos
Steven Duron
PHONE CALL
"Yes, I was calling about the boxing gym ... How much is it?" "Fifty five bucks a month, no contracts.. just pay when you get here and you can begin" "I
don't have 55 dollars" "Cut my grass and clean the gym then" "ok" "ok, deal. see you Monday, bye" "Bye"
"Yes, I was calling about your boxing classes.. the one at 8 and the one at 6. Which one would be best? I've never boxed but I have lots of fighting
experience. I do MMA" "Ummmm.. if you've never boxed the 6pm class will be better for you. We can start you from the ground up.. teach you the
basic punches and footwork, and most importantly get you in shape". "I know how to do that, I do MMA". ....................................................end of
conversation, I hung up. Idiot.
2009 State Silver Gloves Team - STRONG TEAM This was by far the strongest JO Team we've had in a long time. Not one boxer "LOST" a fight
against Texas top boxers.
ALL STARS
Alex Rangel
Pete Contreras
Ramon Cardenas
Christian Santibanez
Cresencio Ramos
Steven Duron
PHONE CALL
"Yes, I was calling about the boxing gym ... How much is it?" "Fifty five bucks a month, no contracts.. just pay when you get here and you can begin" "I
don't have 55 dollars" "Cut my grass and clean the gym then" "ok" "ok, deal. see you Monday, bye" "Bye"
"Yes, I was calling about your boxing classes.. the one at 8 and the one at 6. Which one would be best? I've never boxed but I have lots of fighting
experience. I do MMA" "Ummmm.. if you've never boxed the 6pm class will be better for you. We can start you from the ground up.. teach you the
basic punches and footwork, and most importantly get you in shape". "I know how to do that, I do MMA". ....................................................end of
conversation, I hung up. Idiot.
Dec. 20, 2009
Restful week.
Gifts for the kids
Gifts for the Mind Gifts for the Enemy
"It's funny how things change so much it's all state of mind"
I read a few chapters of some old book that was laying around here at the house, "Conversations with God - an uncommon dialogue" by Neale
Donald Walsch. It's full of shit. He has three other books called, Conversations with God, Book 1 Guidebook, Meditations from Conversations with
Good Book 1 & Meditations from Conversations with Good Book 2. I'm sure they're full of shit too.
Celina Salazar is the Tim Duncan of boxing.
NO FEAR does not exist among successful humans. Every successful human must be afraid....afraid to FAIL. FEAR MAKES YOU CONTINUE.
Devin continues his string of bad luck.
Success has no definition.
Restful week.
Gifts for the kids
Gifts for the Mind Gifts for the Enemy
"It's funny how things change so much it's all state of mind"
I read a few chapters of some old book that was laying around here at the house, "Conversations with God - an uncommon dialogue" by Neale
Donald Walsch. It's full of shit. He has three other books called, Conversations with God, Book 1 Guidebook, Meditations from Conversations with
Good Book 1 & Meditations from Conversations with Good Book 2. I'm sure they're full of shit too.
Celina Salazar is the Tim Duncan of boxing.
NO FEAR does not exist among successful humans. Every successful human must be afraid....afraid to FAIL. FEAR MAKES YOU CONTINUE.
Devin continues his string of bad luck.
Success has no definition.
When you're a child you confuse illusion with magic. Then you become an adult and realize there's no such thing as magic, only illusion.
When you're dead, will you confuse heaven with DEATH? When you DIE you will become DEATH......is there such thing as heaven?
OFF HE GOES
OFF HE WENT
OFF HE'S GONE
HE'll RETURN
OFF AGAIN
If you look, you will see.
Don't look if you don't want to see.
If you want to see, LOOK.
I've Looked, I've seen, I've moved on.
When you're dead, will you confuse heaven with DEATH? When you DIE you will become DEATH......is there such thing as heaven?
OFF HE GOES
OFF HE WENT
OFF HE'S GONE
HE'll RETURN
OFF AGAIN
If you look, you will see.
Don't look if you don't want to see.
If you want to see, LOOK.
I've Looked, I've seen, I've moved on.
Dec. 25, 2009
Work is good. Good for us, bad for them.
BURN BURN BURN BURN BURNEDDDDD.....
the HOUSE at my OFFICE is pretty GOOD
Finally got an IPOD (Nano). I try my best to stay away from Technology but usually give in sooner than later. This is one of the best gifts I've
recieved in a long time. With my addiction to good music I feel like an idiot for not having one sooner. Music is an asset to LIFE. I'd pick a good song
over companionship anyday of the week..year..decade..life.. ok ok, you get the point.
I got one of my employees a 20 dollar pen and a pair of TANGAS for Xmas... I'm dying to ask his wife if he's actually going to wear them. I hope he
knows it was just a joke and that I don't have some sick image in my mind of his ass in a tanga. Wait.......shit, GUILTY! Damnnnnnitttt
A chingar su madre con el pinche caralibro!
Kings of Leon's older music/lyrics is much better than some of their most recent.
After Celina was announced as the victor a fight broke out in the audience. Mace and Tazers were used. Pretty cool.
Work is good. Good for us, bad for them.
BURN BURN BURN BURN BURNEDDDDD.....
the HOUSE at my OFFICE is pretty GOOD
Finally got an IPOD (Nano). I try my best to stay away from Technology but usually give in sooner than later. This is one of the best gifts I've
recieved in a long time. With my addiction to good music I feel like an idiot for not having one sooner. Music is an asset to LIFE. I'd pick a good song
over companionship anyday of the week..year..decade..life.. ok ok, you get the point.
I got one of my employees a 20 dollar pen and a pair of TANGAS for Xmas... I'm dying to ask his wife if he's actually going to wear them. I hope he
knows it was just a joke and that I don't have some sick image in my mind of his ass in a tanga. Wait.......shit, GUILTY! Damnnnnnitttt
A chingar su madre con el pinche caralibro!
Kings of Leon's older music/lyrics is much better than some of their most recent.
After Celina was announced as the victor a fight broke out in the audience. Mace and Tazers were used. Pretty cool.
All or None.
It's always half empty, never half full.
Amber got cool gifts. She's getting older..............es una senora!
Color pencils & markers
MUSIC MUSIC MUSICA y mas MUSICA!!!
It's always half empty, never half full.
Amber got cool gifts. She's getting older..............es una senora!
Color pencils & markers
MUSIC MUSIC MUSICA y mas MUSICA!!!
Jan. 2, 2009
Everyone is ONE year closer.......to DEATH. Yes, DEATH. So celebrate...celebrate the fact that you're older, doctors still don't have a cure for
cancer but have found ways to make turning a man into a woman, woman into a man much easier, fakes boobs cost under 4k, adopting a
mexican/black child is much cheaper than "buying" a white kid, the waiting period for buying a little bolio is 24 months but any other color/race is 6
months, that HUMANS spend more time/money working on the "outer" and not the "inner", that mexicans continue to take the blame for Americas
problems, that THEY think they can keep MEXICANS from crossing borders illegally, that politicians are to dumb to realize that all they have to do is
FINE/PUNISH those that hire MEXICANS for cheap labor and not blame fathers and mothers for trying to put food on the table for their family...at all
COST, etc... The list can continue but to make a long list shorter...LETS CELEBRATE THAT THE HUMAN RACE CONTINUES TO FIND NEW WAYS
TO KILL ITSELF...THAT RELIGION CONTINUES TO BE THE BEST MONEY MAKING MACHINE IN THE WORLD...so if you want to be rich..build a
church and cut your property taxes, take money from the blind/dumb man thinking he's doing the right think by causing more confusion.....ok, THE
END. ..for now.
Everyone starts a new diet on Jan 1, by the 5th...thery're back to being morons.
Ramon continues to improve, it's scary.
NEVER mix, liquor, beer, wine in the same container and expect good results.
Mike Ramos has some serious skills when it comes to the MIC
Hector Ramos has some serious skills when it comes to blue collar knowledge
Travis Meeks continues to impress me........." I think"....good fucken song.*Music is great*Larry David*Will Ferrell*"Te vanas"*2000 - 2010 fucken
flew........I remember a full decade*New Years celebrations are over-rated.......so are Holidays*Fireworks are fucken expensive*I"m trying to stay
away from pinche twitter*you twat twitting my twitting twitter twit*If you want to save 75% buy xmas gifts on the 26thm, fireworks on Jan 2, Valentines
on Feb. 15...etc....*Celina got me a Pearl Jam shirt for xmas ( a shirt i had no idea existed), pretty cool beans.*BOXERS hate when i give them,
"motivation"*Agility drills*Muscle Endurance*Muscle Explosion*Muscle Reaction*New boxer, "EL MEXICANO" AKA Juan likes chingasos*"North
Carolina" has come a long way since he first sparred here at our gym. He re-located to San Antonio from NC for ONE reason......TO BOX. If he
continues to give it 101% he might make some noise here in San Antonio. His first test is manana...or like, in a few hours... Sat.....
Dec. 28, 2009
A fucken phone that's also a projector? We're only a few years from being able to buy a phone at Megaplex...mulit-use phone.
We're killing ourselves without knowing it.
Keep building you fucken chino...keep working you fucken mexican...keep shaking hands and fake smiling whiteboy.
Jesse Ventura is a jackass. He needs a putaso.
Relic my guitar
TruTv
Buenelos are evil
If you want reality TV set-up a few cameras at the Sam's Shelter then walk away. Bet that wouldn't get on MTV. Jackass'
If America was full of Healthy humans everyone would be broke. America needs fat unhealthy people.
You must pay to DIE bastard!
Everyone is ONE year closer.......to DEATH. Yes, DEATH. So celebrate...celebrate the fact that you're older, doctors still don't have a cure for
cancer but have found ways to make turning a man into a woman, woman into a man much easier, fakes boobs cost under 4k, adopting a
mexican/black child is much cheaper than "buying" a white kid, the waiting period for buying a little bolio is 24 months but any other color/race is 6
months, that HUMANS spend more time/money working on the "outer" and not the "inner", that mexicans continue to take the blame for Americas
problems, that THEY think they can keep MEXICANS from crossing borders illegally, that politicians are to dumb to realize that all they have to do is
FINE/PUNISH those that hire MEXICANS for cheap labor and not blame fathers and mothers for trying to put food on the table for their family...at all
COST, etc... The list can continue but to make a long list shorter...LETS CELEBRATE THAT THE HUMAN RACE CONTINUES TO FIND NEW WAYS
TO KILL ITSELF...THAT RELIGION CONTINUES TO BE THE BEST MONEY MAKING MACHINE IN THE WORLD...so if you want to be rich..build a
church and cut your property taxes, take money from the blind/dumb man thinking he's doing the right think by causing more confusion.....ok, THE
END. ..for now.
Everyone starts a new diet on Jan 1, by the 5th...thery're back to being morons.
Ramon continues to improve, it's scary.
NEVER mix, liquor, beer, wine in the same container and expect good results.
Mike Ramos has some serious skills when it comes to the MIC
Hector Ramos has some serious skills when it comes to blue collar knowledge
Travis Meeks continues to impress me........." I think"....good fucken song.*Music is great*Larry David*Will Ferrell*"Te vanas"*2000 - 2010 fucken
flew........I remember a full decade*New Years celebrations are over-rated.......so are Holidays*Fireworks are fucken expensive*I"m trying to stay
away from pinche twitter*you twat twitting my twitting twitter twit*If you want to save 75% buy xmas gifts on the 26thm, fireworks on Jan 2, Valentines
on Feb. 15...etc....*Celina got me a Pearl Jam shirt for xmas ( a shirt i had no idea existed), pretty cool beans.*BOXERS hate when i give them,
"motivation"*Agility drills*Muscle Endurance*Muscle Explosion*Muscle Reaction*New boxer, "EL MEXICANO" AKA Juan likes chingasos*"North
Carolina" has come a long way since he first sparred here at our gym. He re-located to San Antonio from NC for ONE reason......TO BOX. If he
continues to give it 101% he might make some noise here in San Antonio. His first test is manana...or like, in a few hours... Sat.....
Dec. 28, 2009
A fucken phone that's also a projector? We're only a few years from being able to buy a phone at Megaplex...mulit-use phone.
We're killing ourselves without knowing it.
Keep building you fucken chino...keep working you fucken mexican...keep shaking hands and fake smiling whiteboy.
Jesse Ventura is a jackass. He needs a putaso.
Relic my guitar
TruTv
Buenelos are evil
If you want reality TV set-up a few cameras at the Sam's Shelter then walk away. Bet that wouldn't get on MTV. Jackass'
If America was full of Healthy humans everyone would be broke. America needs fat unhealthy people.
You must pay to DIE bastard!
48 Hours 7 Adult Services & 2 Babies......to go.
If an animal hurts his foot he has two options...lay there and die or walk on 3 legs.
For 3 easy payments of 299.99 I can protect you and your family from the Antichrist, from the END of the world until the year 2015...you may renew
this offer in Dec. 2015. If the world does end.......I'll give you a full refund. No Questions asked. Make checks payable to Ramos Boxing Team,
thank you.
Bexar County offers a FREE burial and funeral service. Everyone qualifies. So go......go die.
Some shows are puro show.......huh?
Our Hearse needs a paint job.......and some woofers!
RUN-DMC, "Tinted windows don't mean nothing they know who's inside!" Liar.........
People from Minnesota wear shorts when it's 45 here in San Antonio. Can't wait to see what they're going to do when it hits 100. . . .
If an animal hurts his foot he has two options...lay there and die or walk on 3 legs.
For 3 easy payments of 299.99 I can protect you and your family from the Antichrist, from the END of the world until the year 2015...you may renew
this offer in Dec. 2015. If the world does end.......I'll give you a full refund. No Questions asked. Make checks payable to Ramos Boxing Team,
thank you.
Bexar County offers a FREE burial and funeral service. Everyone qualifies. So go......go die.
Some shows are puro show.......huh?
Our Hearse needs a paint job.......and some woofers!
RUN-DMC, "Tinted windows don't mean nothing they know who's inside!" Liar.........
People from Minnesota wear shorts when it's 45 here in San Antonio. Can't wait to see what they're going to do when it hits 100. . . .
Jan. 4, 2010
In the early 80's we had Beat Street & Beat It so the world wanted to Breakdance.. Late 80's we had Colors, so everyone wanted to be a Gangster.
That phase was kept alive into the late 90's by Boyz in the Hood & Menace II Society & Above the Rim. Above the Rim was based around Basketball
so that was a good thing. It allowed all the followers to somewhat get away from the Gangster phase and get on court and try to win every 3 on 3
basketball tournament out there. Some of those idiots are now overweight on welfare and still have the basketball tattoos on their arms to show the
world they were part of the "phase". Which is much better than other idiots who are strapped down to a wheelchair thanks to their "gangster" days.
The 00's were one of the most frustrating for me. We had the movie, "Fast and Furious". We had every jackass out there wanting to race their Ford
Focus (yes, I have one, Fuck off.. I bought it cause of it's MPG (25-30) not to race it down SW Military) We had every mini car out there with one
fucken rim cause they were making payments on the other 3. I hear these rims are expensive. We also had every car out there sounding like a beat
up lawnmower thanks to the asian fart sounding mufflers. I think the world is past that phase. Now we're caught up with "skinny" jeans and this word
NEMO (which i still have no fucken idea what it means) I hear it means you cut your arms, wear eyeliner and tight ass fucken jeans that show your
crack. In my best George Lopez voice impersonation, "it's gay".
So here's the funny part. This seems to be an ongoing pattern. It's interesting to see it, live it.. be part of it. It's seems that Chuck's & breakdancing
"came back" in the late 00's. That's when you know you're getting old. When things that were in when you were younger are "coming back". So is it
safe to say we should brace ourselves for the Gangster phase once again? Are gangs in? If they are I have a suggestion. Drop the guns use your fist
like the good ol'e days. Let's go back to when carrying a "knife" was considered dangerous. Only time will tell what's next. It's so exciting! Whooppeee!
In the early 80's we had Beat Street & Beat It so the world wanted to Breakdance.. Late 80's we had Colors, so everyone wanted to be a Gangster.
That phase was kept alive into the late 90's by Boyz in the Hood & Menace II Society & Above the Rim. Above the Rim was based around Basketball
so that was a good thing. It allowed all the followers to somewhat get away from the Gangster phase and get on court and try to win every 3 on 3
basketball tournament out there. Some of those idiots are now overweight on welfare and still have the basketball tattoos on their arms to show the
world they were part of the "phase". Which is much better than other idiots who are strapped down to a wheelchair thanks to their "gangster" days.
The 00's were one of the most frustrating for me. We had the movie, "Fast and Furious". We had every jackass out there wanting to race their Ford
Focus (yes, I have one, Fuck off.. I bought it cause of it's MPG (25-30) not to race it down SW Military) We had every mini car out there with one
fucken rim cause they were making payments on the other 3. I hear these rims are expensive. We also had every car out there sounding like a beat
up lawnmower thanks to the asian fart sounding mufflers. I think the world is past that phase. Now we're caught up with "skinny" jeans and this word
NEMO (which i still have no fucken idea what it means) I hear it means you cut your arms, wear eyeliner and tight ass fucken jeans that show your
crack. In my best George Lopez voice impersonation, "it's gay".
So here's the funny part. This seems to be an ongoing pattern. It's interesting to see it, live it.. be part of it. It's seems that Chuck's & breakdancing
"came back" in the late 00's. That's when you know you're getting old. When things that were in when you were younger are "coming back". So is it
safe to say we should brace ourselves for the Gangster phase once again? Are gangs in? If they are I have a suggestion. Drop the guns use your fist
like the good ol'e days. Let's go back to when carrying a "knife" was considered dangerous. Only time will tell what's next. It's so exciting! Whooppeee!
So with another decade gone let's brace ourselves for another, "end of the world" scare. We will once again be led to believe the end of the world is
near. In my opinion, life continues after you die. I"ve seen thousands of DEAD FACES in the last 10 years. Some look alive others look DEAD. May
sound weird but it's one of those things where my answer to a question about it is, "you have to be there". Some faces look lifeless others look full of
life. Happy. Satisfied. Happy to be where they're at. So, there has to be LIFE after LIFE.
It's exciting to know that this past Thursday when all the fireworks went off and celebrations began at midnight that people we're not really saying
goodbye to the last decade but really saying HELLO to being closer to DEATH. Being closer to the other side. How exciting. Business is good...good
for us, BAD FOR THEM (you)
near. In my opinion, life continues after you die. I"ve seen thousands of DEAD FACES in the last 10 years. Some look alive others look DEAD. May
sound weird but it's one of those things where my answer to a question about it is, "you have to be there". Some faces look lifeless others look full of
life. Happy. Satisfied. Happy to be where they're at. So, there has to be LIFE after LIFE.
It's exciting to know that this past Thursday when all the fireworks went off and celebrations began at midnight that people we're not really saying
goodbye to the last decade but really saying HELLO to being closer to DEATH. Being closer to the other side. How exciting. Business is good...good
for us, BAD FOR THEM (you)
Jan 5, 2010
You MOM goes to college
Biggie Smalls used to have Suicidal Thoughts.....Everyone does, he's no different.
AJ is safado & Amber got highlights.
Eddie thinks it's SAD. Sinner.
"I admit I'm a sinner, did what I could just to get up in her" Lyrics......lyrics, just lyrics.
ONE STUPID PHONE CALL a few days ago. He must not read my blog. He's a teacher from Virginia who plans to move here in June........well, you
know how this goes. He wanted to know if he could workout at our gym. If you'd like his phone number drop me and email. I'll shoot it your way. You
can let him know what I think.
These phone calls get retarded sometimes. I really think they're sitting at home with their "chics" and decide to call only to show off that they're going
to start BOXING. Idiots. From now on my first question after a stupid phone call will be, "Are you alone................what color are your socks?"
iPOD Nano. This was created by a Messican........Enanito!?!!!??
No MORE Caralibro.
You MOM goes to college
Biggie Smalls used to have Suicidal Thoughts.....Everyone does, he's no different.
AJ is safado & Amber got highlights.
Eddie thinks it's SAD. Sinner.
"I admit I'm a sinner, did what I could just to get up in her" Lyrics......lyrics, just lyrics.
ONE STUPID PHONE CALL a few days ago. He must not read my blog. He's a teacher from Virginia who plans to move here in June........well, you
know how this goes. He wanted to know if he could workout at our gym. If you'd like his phone number drop me and email. I'll shoot it your way. You
can let him know what I think.
These phone calls get retarded sometimes. I really think they're sitting at home with their "chics" and decide to call only to show off that they're going
to start BOXING. Idiots. From now on my first question after a stupid phone call will be, "Are you alone................what color are your socks?"
iPOD Nano. This was created by a Messican........Enanito!?!!!??
No MORE Caralibro.
TruTV, Not Reality. Actuality.
CNN text updates
Jesse Venutra's inside scoop on Global Warming is pretty cool.
Carbon Credits
Maurice Strong
"SAVE THE WORLD.....KILL A POLITICIAN"
"SAVE THE WORLD....HIRE A MEXICAN"
CNN text updates
Jesse Venutra's inside scoop on Global Warming is pretty cool.
Carbon Credits
Maurice Strong
"SAVE THE WORLD.....KILL A POLITICIAN"
"SAVE THE WORLD....HIRE A MEXICAN"
Jan. 10, 2009
Ever taken it off any sweet jumps?
ONE
Fender - Tele
Jesse Santibanez was offered a fight against a limp 18 year old kid.........strike 1..strike 2..strike 3... YOU'RE OUT!
More cremations please
More hours in our days, please
You die, you pay........more money please
Cresencio Ramos has skills without anyone's direction
People Are Strange...when you're a stranger
Cold weather sucks
Cresencio Sr, Jr. and my father leave to Littlerock, ARK. this coming Tuesday. Thanks to Julie (Cresencio's mom) their out of pocket expenses will be
a minimal. They raised 850 bucks this past weekend.
Ever taken it off any sweet jumps?
ONE
Fender - Tele
Jesse Santibanez was offered a fight against a limp 18 year old kid.........strike 1..strike 2..strike 3... YOU'RE OUT!
More cremations please
More hours in our days, please
You die, you pay........more money please
Cresencio Ramos has skills without anyone's direction
People Are Strange...when you're a stranger
Cold weather sucks
Cresencio Sr, Jr. and my father leave to Littlerock, ARK. this coming Tuesday. Thanks to Julie (Cresencio's mom) their out of pocket expenses will be
a minimal. They raised 850 bucks this past weekend.
"REDS" elbow is still jacked up after a couple of years.........she needs to ask for a refund.
THE GRIM SLEEPER got his named due to his 10+ year hiatus in his killings. According to reports he's murdered over 10 prostitutes. There's a
$500,000.00 reward for any info leading to his arrest. Ummm.......he's killed prostitutes, shouldn't he get this "AWARD" himself?
Fighting Pitbulls or other dogs is illegal cause animals are dying in process........if killing dogs is illegal why do animal shelters continue to do it?
Hey, you can't kill humans, it's illegal...........but since you killed someone, we're gonna KILL you back. When we do it, it's ok.....when you do it, it's
wrong. I LOVE TEXAS.
Why do people keep dead batteries?
THE GRIM SLEEPER got his named due to his 10+ year hiatus in his killings. According to reports he's murdered over 10 prostitutes. There's a
$500,000.00 reward for any info leading to his arrest. Ummm.......he's killed prostitutes, shouldn't he get this "AWARD" himself?
Fighting Pitbulls or other dogs is illegal cause animals are dying in process........if killing dogs is illegal why do animal shelters continue to do it?
Hey, you can't kill humans, it's illegal...........but since you killed someone, we're gonna KILL you back. When we do it, it's ok.....when you do it, it's
wrong. I LOVE TEXAS.
Why do people keep dead batteries?
Jan. 15, 2009
......don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with BABES all day.
Bald people look wise
Looks can be deceiving Looks ARE deceiving
A blind man can shuffle ONE ball.......TRY shuffling 50, bastard.
The Holidays are now over....time to start repeating LIFE again.
Imitation is flattering
The year was 1996, but the curtain was raised in Oct. of 95
Sign-In books - Partner bag drills - Agility drills - Ringside Tournament (1998) - Fundraisers.....lits goes on...
If you go to sleep with an itchy butt ........do you wake up with a smelly finger?
Cold weather sucks.........Cold Desert rules.
CIRCLE
If Myspace and Facebook got in a fight, who would win?
If Twitter fought a Twat who'd bleed?
......don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with BABES all day.
Bald people look wise
Looks can be deceiving Looks ARE deceiving
A blind man can shuffle ONE ball.......TRY shuffling 50, bastard.
The Holidays are now over....time to start repeating LIFE again.
Imitation is flattering
The year was 1996, but the curtain was raised in Oct. of 95
Sign-In books - Partner bag drills - Agility drills - Ringside Tournament (1998) - Fundraisers.....lits goes on...
If you go to sleep with an itchy butt ........do you wake up with a smelly finger?
Cold weather sucks.........Cold Desert rules.
CIRCLE
If Myspace and Facebook got in a fight, who would win?
If Twitter fought a Twat who'd bleed?
Jan. 21, 2010
Do the chickens have large talons?
Preparations for this years Regional Golden Gloves have begun...........
We have a decent group training for this years tournament. Just like every year, I expect only a few to make it.
GOLDEN GLOVES TEAM
NAME/CHANCES OF THEM MAKING IT THROUGH CAMP
Ray Cordova 85%
Pelos 11%
Adam 50%
Richard 65%
Jersey 40%
Juan 80%
North Carolina 80%
Mouth 65%
Armband 49%
Amanda 72%
Red 56%
Karate 36%
Kevin 32%
Atascosa 65%
*margin of error 99.99%
Do the chickens have large talons?
Preparations for this years Regional Golden Gloves have begun...........
We have a decent group training for this years tournament. Just like every year, I expect only a few to make it.
GOLDEN GLOVES TEAM
NAME/CHANCES OF THEM MAKING IT THROUGH CAMP
Ray Cordova 85%
Pelos 11%
Adam 50%
Richard 65%
Jersey 40%
Juan 80%
North Carolina 80%
Mouth 65%
Armband 49%
Amanda 72%
Red 56%
Karate 36%
Kevin 32%
Atascosa 65%
*margin of error 99.99%
STUPID PHONE CALLS: Two of them. They were both asking for "Eddie Vedder" Ok, well one was for the boxing gym the other was offering me an
extended warranty on my hoto 2002 Ford Focus.
I lost my fucken black IPOD
I bought a fucken blue IPOD
Chinos think smaller means better.......yeah, it makes sense.
Remember when 512MB was chingo? 1G was chingon? 2G was chingon con pelos? 4G was fucken crazy? 8G...........it keeps going. We're killing
ourselves.
Lego bricks from 1958 still interlock with those made in 2010
Lego distributes 19 billion pieces per year
Lego pieces are made 24/7 365 days a year......by Robots, not humans.
Humans are no match for robots. More robots less humans. More robots less jobs. Who creates robots? Humans......idiots.
How is mankind so smart and dumb at the same time?
Eat more FATBOY, you're making me RICH!
Darwin Paranormal wants me to join their team.
I want to join Darwin Paranormal.
Wait......am I being drawn in by a temporary phase? Those sons of bitches!
I hate when the Spurs lose.
It's better to have a gun and never need one than need one and not have one......
Are midgets strong? Most of them look buff. Small legs, toes, arms, fingers, bodies etc...............giant skulls? WTF??
According to religions people......money and materialistic things are NOT IMPORTANT.....yet they continue to ask for them.
Joel Olsteen's mug makes you want to believe...........then you come to your senses and remember the BS those cochinos fed you before we found
out what was really under those long gowns worn by the priest.
extended warranty on my hoto 2002 Ford Focus.
I lost my fucken black IPOD
I bought a fucken blue IPOD
Chinos think smaller means better.......yeah, it makes sense.
Remember when 512MB was chingo? 1G was chingon? 2G was chingon con pelos? 4G was fucken crazy? 8G...........it keeps going. We're killing
ourselves.
Lego bricks from 1958 still interlock with those made in 2010
Lego distributes 19 billion pieces per year
Lego pieces are made 24/7 365 days a year......by Robots, not humans.
Humans are no match for robots. More robots less humans. More robots less jobs. Who creates robots? Humans......idiots.
How is mankind so smart and dumb at the same time?
Eat more FATBOY, you're making me RICH!
Darwin Paranormal wants me to join their team.
I want to join Darwin Paranormal.
Wait......am I being drawn in by a temporary phase? Those sons of bitches!
I hate when the Spurs lose.
It's better to have a gun and never need one than need one and not have one......
Are midgets strong? Most of them look buff. Small legs, toes, arms, fingers, bodies etc...............giant skulls? WTF??
According to religions people......money and materialistic things are NOT IMPORTANT.....yet they continue to ask for them.
Joel Olsteen's mug makes you want to believe...........then you come to your senses and remember the BS those cochinos fed you before we found
out what was really under those long gowns worn by the priest.
Jan. 24, 2010
I see you're drinking 1% is that cause you think you're fat?
SOLITUDE: You think it makes you a better Novelist, EVERYONE else thinks you're an ASSHOLE. HA!
Good week at the gym. Nobody puked. Good for them, bad for me. If they don't puke I'm not doing
my job. I'll try harder in the coming weeks.
The matchmaker/promoter from Dallas is having a hard time finding an opponent for Celina. The only
fight on the table is 120lb.......I considered it but figured she'd need both legs to continue boxing.
What good is it to make weight and be missing a limb.
I see you're drinking 1% is that cause you think you're fat?
SOLITUDE: You think it makes you a better Novelist, EVERYONE else thinks you're an ASSHOLE. HA!
Good week at the gym. Nobody puked. Good for them, bad for me. If they don't puke I'm not doing
my job. I'll try harder in the coming weeks.
The matchmaker/promoter from Dallas is having a hard time finding an opponent for Celina. The only
fight on the table is 120lb.......I considered it but figured she'd need both legs to continue boxing.
What good is it to make weight and be missing a limb.
mail a few weeks later. I asked him if he worked on commission, he said yes. That's when I fed him my genius idea. Loan me 100 bucks right
now.......I'll list your address on the forms for my rebate and you'll get your money back in a couple of weeks. HE said no. So I walked out. I knew he
was a little liar.
Walden Books at Southpark Mall is closing. I bought my daughter a book there for the last time this Saturday. She seemed a bit disappointed about it
being shut down. Everytime we go to the Mall she spends some time in there going through books. She asked where there was another bookstore
she could start going to. I told her there isn't any. I explained to her the reason it shut down. Then told her from this point on the only way we were
going to get any books was to steal them. She should be finishing up the book she's reading this coming week. She's excited.
After watching CNN's coverage on the Haiti disaster I couldn't help but wonder about the state of mind of some of those kids. Some have lost
everything. Many are alone with no family members. They showed some homeless children (they all looked to young to be teenagers) going through
trash looking for food. All I could think about was the bastards who brought them into this world.......into their world. Their way of living. We'll never find
a solution for WORLD HUNGER. There's to much palo going on (I'm sure a few are not by choice) and not enough food. Simple solution, less palo.
Bono should quit trying to feed the starving and feed the horny. Some vouchers to Megaplex or something similar. Maybe some MOBILE Neutering
buses. Similar to those that the Animal Shelters park all over town and offer FREE Neutering for cats and dogs. So come on Mr. Genius create a pill
that dries up those baby pouches! Or.....lets start a world tour and allow NFL kickers to kick men in the nads in places that are producing at high rates.
Do the math.......and lets start taking the SUPPLY & DEMAND philosophy to World Hunger. When the demand doesn't meet to supply or vice versa
business's shut down. So.......let's start shutting down THE females "business".
Birth Rate: Death Rate:
20 births/1,000 population 8 deaths/1,000 population
128.9 million births per year 53.4 million people die each year
353,015 births per day 146,357 people die each day
14,709 births each hour 6098 people die each hour
245 births each minute 102 people die each minute
4 births each second of every day almost 2 people die each second
323AM
FALLING UP SOMEHOW
With gas prices now if you get put into the ground once you die there's a good chance you're next stop is HELL not HEAVEN. Hell is much closer once
you're in ground.
PLOTS 995.00, give me a call.
Direct Cremation 800.00, give me a call
Funeral Service 3500.00, give me call
IF you plan on dying, I'm here for you.
now.......I'll list your address on the forms for my rebate and you'll get your money back in a couple of weeks. HE said no. So I walked out. I knew he
was a little liar.
Walden Books at Southpark Mall is closing. I bought my daughter a book there for the last time this Saturday. She seemed a bit disappointed about it
being shut down. Everytime we go to the Mall she spends some time in there going through books. She asked where there was another bookstore
she could start going to. I told her there isn't any. I explained to her the reason it shut down. Then told her from this point on the only way we were
going to get any books was to steal them. She should be finishing up the book she's reading this coming week. She's excited.
After watching CNN's coverage on the Haiti disaster I couldn't help but wonder about the state of mind of some of those kids. Some have lost
everything. Many are alone with no family members. They showed some homeless children (they all looked to young to be teenagers) going through
trash looking for food. All I could think about was the bastards who brought them into this world.......into their world. Their way of living. We'll never find
a solution for WORLD HUNGER. There's to much palo going on (I'm sure a few are not by choice) and not enough food. Simple solution, less palo.
Bono should quit trying to feed the starving and feed the horny. Some vouchers to Megaplex or something similar. Maybe some MOBILE Neutering
buses. Similar to those that the Animal Shelters park all over town and offer FREE Neutering for cats and dogs. So come on Mr. Genius create a pill
that dries up those baby pouches! Or.....lets start a world tour and allow NFL kickers to kick men in the nads in places that are producing at high rates.
Do the math.......and lets start taking the SUPPLY & DEMAND philosophy to World Hunger. When the demand doesn't meet to supply or vice versa
business's shut down. So.......let's start shutting down THE females "business".
Birth Rate: Death Rate:
20 births/1,000 population 8 deaths/1,000 population
128.9 million births per year 53.4 million people die each year
353,015 births per day 146,357 people die each day
14,709 births each hour 6098 people die each hour
245 births each minute 102 people die each minute
4 births each second of every day almost 2 people die each second
323AM
FALLING UP SOMEHOW
With gas prices now if you get put into the ground once you die there's a good chance you're next stop is HELL not HEAVEN. Hell is much closer once
you're in ground.
PLOTS 995.00, give me a call.
Direct Cremation 800.00, give me a call
Funeral Service 3500.00, give me call
IF you plan on dying, I'm here for you.
Beer makes some people stronger. It makes my face numb. Being drunk feeling numb and thinking you're stronger that anyone on this earth. Not a
good combo.
I inquired about a cell phone upgrade. I asked for one that I can post to Twitter on. He said it was FREE. Yeah, free. Well, just like everything else,
there was a catch. I give him 100 bucks then I'd get a 100 dollar rebate in the
good combo.
I inquired about a cell phone upgrade. I asked for one that I can post to Twitter on. He said it was FREE. Yeah, free. Well, just like everything else,
there was a catch. I give him 100 bucks then I'd get a 100 dollar rebate in the
Jan. 27, 2010
I wish you'd get out of my life and SHUT UP!
You know the rule, "if it's not on youtube....it never happen"
Send rolls of duct tape to: Bob the Builder / 522 Moursund / San Antonio, TX 78221, Thank you.
If a bear shits in the woods, do the trees smell it?
AJ has chingaso skills.
Everyonething is getting older.........huh?
Someone was shot at the Mayan, SOUFFFSIDEE!!
When someone on the Soufffside say's "it's ghetto" it must be pretty bad.
When did the Southside become the SOUFFFSIDE?
Color Me Badd
C&C Music Factory
I wish you'd get out of my life and SHUT UP!
You know the rule, "if it's not on youtube....it never happen"
Send rolls of duct tape to: Bob the Builder / 522 Moursund / San Antonio, TX 78221, Thank you.
If a bear shits in the woods, do the trees smell it?
AJ has chingaso skills.
Everyonething is getting older.........huh?
Someone was shot at the Mayan, SOUFFFSIDEE!!
When someone on the Soufffside say's "it's ghetto" it must be pretty bad.
When did the Southside become the SOUFFFSIDE?
Color Me Badd
C&C Music Factory
The Spurs won. Hector was there.
I hate reading the newspaper when los ehspurs Looossee
I upgraded, so Envy my Envy.
Frosted Flakes
How do porcupines mate..............carefully.
Manny Man's ankle needs duct tape.
Obama & Joel Olsteen are the same person.
"I WILL NOT QUIT!"
Ramon anda de Playboy
Parent-Teacher conference. NO B's!
A's stand for Arturo, B's stand for Bullshit, C's stand for Calsones, F's stand for Frijoles.
Jan. 26, 2010
I said come down here and see what happens if you try to hit me......
Munchos CHINGASOS at the gym TODAY.
Milk
Midgets on the Southside.
Cresencio Jr. es chingon
Mega distorition pedal.
Bloody nose for champions
JAB JAB JAB JAB
Fast twitch
Slow twitch
retards like the zoo.
I hate reading the newspaper when los ehspurs Looossee
I upgraded, so Envy my Envy.
Frosted Flakes
How do porcupines mate..............carefully.
Manny Man's ankle needs duct tape.
Obama & Joel Olsteen are the same person.
"I WILL NOT QUIT!"
Ramon anda de Playboy
Parent-Teacher conference. NO B's!
A's stand for Arturo, B's stand for Bullshit, C's stand for Calsones, F's stand for Frijoles.
Jan. 26, 2010
I said come down here and see what happens if you try to hit me......
Munchos CHINGASOS at the gym TODAY.
Milk
Midgets on the Southside.
Cresencio Jr. es chingon
Mega distorition pedal.
Bloody nose for champions
JAB JAB JAB JAB
Fast twitch
Slow twitch
retards like the zoo.
Jan. 31, 2010
Girls only want boyfriends with great skills.......like numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.
Stars
Clouds
Night & Day
Spray paint.......nose hairs.
::PHONE CALL:: "Art, we can't get into the embalming room and we have a body coming in tomorrow morning. We can't open the door!
HELP!"..........."Ummmmm, why don't you go in through the other door?", "Oh......yeah, we can do that..thanks" "You're welcome........glad I could
help"
It's been a little slow in the "stupid phone" calls Dept. but I did get a stupid TEXT message at 2am a few days ago. The message read, "I STILL
THINK YOU'RE A REAL BITCH". I saw it the following morning so I didn't get a chance to respond right away......I still haven't. A few questions did
come to mind though. If this is a "dude" ........ why is he thinking of me at 2am? Did his chickie accidentally say my name during the "night"? Is this
person playing reverse psychology and is he really my bitch and I'm the pimp but don't know it ? Is he angry at me cause his chickie is attracted to
my black tube socks? Does she find black tube socks arousing? Does Joel Olsteen wear black tube socks with shorts like I do? I just upgraded my
phone and didn't bother transferring my CONTACTS. I don't recognize
the number.......and since I'm a STRONG believer in PRIVACY I won't share all 10 digits. Only 9. 210-601-076X (HINT it's not one of these
0-1-2-4-5-6-7-8-9) If anyone recognizes this number please send info to ramosboxignteam@aol.com. Thank you, drive thru. Hopefully this person
isn't a stalker and reads my blogs. If he/she does read my blogs......I'm sure they'll be a bit upset about me posting their phone number on the
Internet. Well, if they do get upset and contact me.........I guess they are reading my blogs and it will only prove who the real bitch is. BITCH.
Girls only want boyfriends with great skills.......like numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.
Stars
Clouds
Night & Day
Spray paint.......nose hairs.
::PHONE CALL:: "Art, we can't get into the embalming room and we have a body coming in tomorrow morning. We can't open the door!
HELP!"..........."Ummmmm, why don't you go in through the other door?", "Oh......yeah, we can do that..thanks" "You're welcome........glad I could
help"
It's been a little slow in the "stupid phone" calls Dept. but I did get a stupid TEXT message at 2am a few days ago. The message read, "I STILL
THINK YOU'RE A REAL BITCH". I saw it the following morning so I didn't get a chance to respond right away......I still haven't. A few questions did
come to mind though. If this is a "dude" ........ why is he thinking of me at 2am? Did his chickie accidentally say my name during the "night"? Is this
person playing reverse psychology and is he really my bitch and I'm the pimp but don't know it ? Is he angry at me cause his chickie is attracted to
my black tube socks? Does she find black tube socks arousing? Does Joel Olsteen wear black tube socks with shorts like I do? I just upgraded my
phone and didn't bother transferring my CONTACTS. I don't recognize
the number.......and since I'm a STRONG believer in PRIVACY I won't share all 10 digits. Only 9. 210-601-076X (HINT it's not one of these
0-1-2-4-5-6-7-8-9) If anyone recognizes this number please send info to ramosboxignteam@aol.com. Thank you, drive thru. Hopefully this person
isn't a stalker and reads my blogs. If he/she does read my blogs......I'm sure they'll be a bit upset about me posting their phone number on the
Internet. Well, if they do get upset and contact me.........I guess they are reading my blogs and it will only prove who the real bitch is. BITCH.
Feb. 5, 2010
Everybody at school thinks I'm a freaken idiot cause of you!
SHE-WAH-WAH .......Chihuahua.......WTF???
If you find something you lost a few weeks before ....was it ever lost in the first place?
Anyone want to buy a black IPOD Nano (8G) ?
"It's always in the last place you look!" .......Um, no shit.......why would you continue looking further once you've found it? jackass
Seven bodies this Friday........plus 6 from Thursday. People must love dying.
A few days ago there was an announcement........the old boxing gym that was run by the late Tony Jaramillo as Eastside Boxing Gym was renamed,
San Antonio Golden Gloves Gym.
The Spurs lost. I"ve come to terms with the fact that the Spurs are starting to suck balls. The Spurs deserve to suck balls. For the first time in a decade
they got away with what made them GREAT. They decided to add some more firepower (scoring) during the off season and pay millions over the salary
cap for these "key players". Bruce Bowen wouldn't have left open a 3 point shooter to help out in the lane. One of their off season additions did
(Antonio McDyess)........ it cost them the game. When you think about the SPURS the first thing that comes to mind is DEFENSE. Getting rid of Bruce
Bowen was a fuckup. That old man could still guard the best guards in the NBA. He had plenty of good games still in him.
Everybody at school thinks I'm a freaken idiot cause of you!
SHE-WAH-WAH .......Chihuahua.......WTF???
If you find something you lost a few weeks before ....was it ever lost in the first place?
Anyone want to buy a black IPOD Nano (8G) ?
"It's always in the last place you look!" .......Um, no shit.......why would you continue looking further once you've found it? jackass
Seven bodies this Friday........plus 6 from Thursday. People must love dying.
A few days ago there was an announcement........the old boxing gym that was run by the late Tony Jaramillo as Eastside Boxing Gym was renamed,
San Antonio Golden Gloves Gym.
The Spurs lost. I"ve come to terms with the fact that the Spurs are starting to suck balls. The Spurs deserve to suck balls. For the first time in a decade
they got away with what made them GREAT. They decided to add some more firepower (scoring) during the off season and pay millions over the salary
cap for these "key players". Bruce Bowen wouldn't have left open a 3 point shooter to help out in the lane. One of their off season additions did
(Antonio McDyess)........ it cost them the game. When you think about the SPURS the first thing that comes to mind is DEFENSE. Getting rid of Bruce
Bowen was a fuckup. That old man could still guard the best guards in the NBA. He had plenty of good games still in him.
Feb. 2, 2010
LUCKY!
Nice day at the gym Today. It's good to see a few of the pros working out with our Amateurs. Hector & Roland have been keeping up with the
young bucks. Hector is still a young buck but Roland is up there.......he's older than I am......and I'm old! Sparring should be fun tomorrow.
Jersey is starting to act like a Texan.
North Carolina needs more ink.
El Mexicano knows a thing or two about ink.
Pelos doesn't have pelos anymore.....but he's grown some bollas.
Slim Duron is back......he looks in shape.
Slim Contreras has been back...he's gained a few pounds and his shorts got shorter.
I'm starting to forget about things and people. Hope Joe Souza remembers me on the other side.
Mr. Cano knows the truth now.
Ping Pong is dead now. I'd rather nap. El Crazy Paddle NEVER lost.
Time Warner me la mamma.
I wore a beanie to work.
My boss almost died. He's cool. He's not dead.
People want Obama to be a magician.
Some people want to wear others' clothes.
I buy shirts at the Thrift Store.........cause I can.
Napkins.
We need to figure out a way to bury a 925 pound man.............
You fat face.
Do dead people hear us?
If a person farts, does a dead person smell it?
If a dead person cries does a person with a heartbeat see it?
If a dead person cries for help.............who knows? .........YOU don't.
LUCKY!
Nice day at the gym Today. It's good to see a few of the pros working out with our Amateurs. Hector & Roland have been keeping up with the
young bucks. Hector is still a young buck but Roland is up there.......he's older than I am......and I'm old! Sparring should be fun tomorrow.
Jersey is starting to act like a Texan.
North Carolina needs more ink.
El Mexicano knows a thing or two about ink.
Pelos doesn't have pelos anymore.....but he's grown some bollas.
Slim Duron is back......he looks in shape.
Slim Contreras has been back...he's gained a few pounds and his shorts got shorter.
I'm starting to forget about things and people. Hope Joe Souza remembers me on the other side.
Mr. Cano knows the truth now.
Ping Pong is dead now. I'd rather nap. El Crazy Paddle NEVER lost.
Time Warner me la mamma.
I wore a beanie to work.
My boss almost died. He's cool. He's not dead.
People want Obama to be a magician.
Some people want to wear others' clothes.
I buy shirts at the Thrift Store.........cause I can.
Napkins.
We need to figure out a way to bury a 925 pound man.............
You fat face.
Do dead people hear us?
If a person farts, does a dead person smell it?
If a dead person cries does a person with a heartbeat see it?
If a dead person cries for help.............who knows? .........YOU don't.
NPR & slow depressing songs for the gym this coming week.
Raul got tired.
Duron needs to stick with boxing.
Good things come to those who wait..........unless you're waiting in the ER room. If you continue to wait, you'll die.
Everyone wants to be a boxer until they get a good putaso to the face.
Ramon is back at the gym. His playboy days are over.........
Pelos has braces. Pelos needs to grow some pelos.
Jersey personality is best described as, STONER.
Kevin looks the same when he weighs 140 & 180.
Pete Sr's stomach had a boner. It was hard and big.
Emily Dickinson.......my wife.
Raul got tired.
Duron needs to stick with boxing.
Good things come to those who wait..........unless you're waiting in the ER room. If you continue to wait, you'll die.
Everyone wants to be a boxer until they get a good putaso to the face.
Ramon is back at the gym. His playboy days are over.........
Pelos has braces. Pelos needs to grow some pelos.
Jersey personality is best described as, STONER.
Kevin looks the same when he weighs 140 & 180.
Pete Sr's stomach had a boner. It was hard and big.
Emily Dickinson.......my wife.
Feb. 9, 2010
Vote for Pedro and all your DREAMS will come true.
"Only God can Judge me" ..only fuck ups say that.
Kenny Rogers es chingon. Kenny Loggins es un puto & Kenny G blows.
We started with 4 141 pounders and might end up with 0.......tanto pedo for nossshing.
Thanks to Hulu.com i'm back on the HOUSE bandwagon. Although it's an ACT I like how he keeps his life interesting by fuckin with people. Esta
Crassssyyy
I need a AK47.
Celina's fight fell through. No opponent.
Boxing has nothing to do with Boxing.........sometimes.
I'm up to 600 songs on my ipod. mammon
My mouth doesn't stay shut for long.
Needs and Wants.........make sure you know the difference.
Vote for Pedro and all your DREAMS will come true.
"Only God can Judge me" ..only fuck ups say that.
Kenny Rogers es chingon. Kenny Loggins es un puto & Kenny G blows.
We started with 4 141 pounders and might end up with 0.......tanto pedo for nossshing.
Thanks to Hulu.com i'm back on the HOUSE bandwagon. Although it's an ACT I like how he keeps his life interesting by fuckin with people. Esta
Crassssyyy
I need a AK47.
Celina's fight fell through. No opponent.
Boxing has nothing to do with Boxing.........sometimes.
I'm up to 600 songs on my ipod. mammon
My mouth doesn't stay shut for long.
Needs and Wants.........make sure you know the difference.
Former World Champion Carlos Hernandez sparred Hector at our gym today......he's fighting an old amigo of ours.
Manny Cagado & Freddie Roach figured a few drug tests weren't worth the 50+ million paycheck they would have made to fight Mayweather. That's
one expensive fucken test!
Kings of Leon and Kings X are not the same. Neither is black and white.
Indians like our crematory.........so do flies.
Hurry up and wait.
Driving to the Valley sucks.
The weather here in San Antonio has Free Ballers questioning their decision every morning.
LOYAL FREE BALLER
Mike said Carlos weighs 300 pounds. Pinche Mikey.
I saw part of Michael Jackson's "This is it". When he was alive everyone was calling him a sick bastard.......as soon as he died he became a legend.
Make up your mind bastards. He's either a sick bastard or a legend. He can' be both.
.......as soon as you die, you're great. We'll all be great one day.
I bought my first lottery ticket a few weeks ago. Each time I go to the Shell station by my work there's a line of old folks buying lottery tickets. So I
decided to buy one. The cashier asked me a few questions. One of them was "do you want it all cash or in payments?" WTF, the lottery has a
lay-a-way plan too? Como bankrupt K-Mart? If I win the lottery I want all my fucken cash! I don't want payments. Who came up with that crap?
Imagine that. Winning the lottery. What's left after that? Aren't we all here to try and make more money? That's what we're placed on this earth
for..........to try and make more money. More money means a better life. Then you die. So . . if you win the lottery, what's left? Death.
I didn't win. I'm still Alive. .........is that the question..........
When you buy scratch off lottery tickets the chances of winning something are 1 in 4. . . . I bought 4 scratch offs (same kind) and didn't win
shit.........bastards.
Everything is temporary. There's an END to everything.
THE END TO THIS.
Manny Cagado & Freddie Roach figured a few drug tests weren't worth the 50+ million paycheck they would have made to fight Mayweather. That's
one expensive fucken test!
Kings of Leon and Kings X are not the same. Neither is black and white.
Indians like our crematory.........so do flies.
Hurry up and wait.
Driving to the Valley sucks.
The weather here in San Antonio has Free Ballers questioning their decision every morning.
LOYAL FREE BALLER
Mike said Carlos weighs 300 pounds. Pinche Mikey.
I saw part of Michael Jackson's "This is it". When he was alive everyone was calling him a sick bastard.......as soon as he died he became a legend.
Make up your mind bastards. He's either a sick bastard or a legend. He can' be both.
.......as soon as you die, you're great. We'll all be great one day.
I bought my first lottery ticket a few weeks ago. Each time I go to the Shell station by my work there's a line of old folks buying lottery tickets. So I
decided to buy one. The cashier asked me a few questions. One of them was "do you want it all cash or in payments?" WTF, the lottery has a
lay-a-way plan too? Como bankrupt K-Mart? If I win the lottery I want all my fucken cash! I don't want payments. Who came up with that crap?
Imagine that. Winning the lottery. What's left after that? Aren't we all here to try and make more money? That's what we're placed on this earth
for..........to try and make more money. More money means a better life. Then you die. So . . if you win the lottery, what's left? Death.
I didn't win. I'm still Alive. .........is that the question..........
When you buy scratch off lottery tickets the chances of winning something are 1 in 4. . . . I bought 4 scratch offs (same kind) and didn't win
shit.........bastards.
Everything is temporary. There's an END to everything.
THE END TO THIS.
Feb.10, 2010
Hey.......so you got my back and stuff?, "What?" ....Um....nevermind.
There was a scuffle at the gym today. This is a boxing gym, if you want to fight. Go ahead. . . but you're fighting until I get tired.
We encourage putasos here.
It's fucken cold.
AJ wants his hair like Tio Hector.
Allergies suck.
Mike Tyson can't dance.
This blog is better than craigslist. I was asked about my ipod for sale more than a handful of times. . . . I ended up giving it away. Que bonito.
My rucca has a new ipod Nano, black.
Dr. House is a dick. Can't believe he treats people the way he does. What kind of animal would do such thing? He's addicted to pills.....wants things he
can't have.......thinks he's always right......and is afraid to show his true feelings. He's just a dick. I'm sure glad I don't know anyone like that. I'd kick
their ass in a heartbeat. Bastard! Death to House!
Hey.......so you got my back and stuff?, "What?" ....Um....nevermind.
There was a scuffle at the gym today. This is a boxing gym, if you want to fight. Go ahead. . . but you're fighting until I get tired.
We encourage putasos here.
It's fucken cold.
AJ wants his hair like Tio Hector.
Allergies suck.
Mike Tyson can't dance.
This blog is better than craigslist. I was asked about my ipod for sale more than a handful of times. . . . I ended up giving it away. Que bonito.
My rucca has a new ipod Nano, black.
Dr. House is a dick. Can't believe he treats people the way he does. What kind of animal would do such thing? He's addicted to pills.....wants things he
can't have.......thinks he's always right......and is afraid to show his true feelings. He's just a dick. I'm sure glad I don't know anyone like that. I'd kick
their ass in a heartbeat. Bastard! Death to House!
What Inn is this? Do the bed, I'll be right over. . . . . Emily.
Lita.
Pearl & Jam get their new bedroom sets tomorrow. AJ likes Green........Amber likes Black
AJ's favorite spanish word is, CHANGO. He's been calling everyone a Chango.
A "few" years ago some College Educated mammones came up with a new word, A.D.D. also known as Attention Deficit Disorder. Around the
Mexican community this is know as, "Mommy works the same hours as Daddy and are both having a affair so are to busy to spend with their kids
so lets give them drugs". AJ and I were watching TV today, Cash Cab. I was laying down and AJ was watching TV while jumping up and down on
the bed constantly . . his jumping continued through commercials. All this while he was telling me how his day in school was. As I was starring at
him I realized someone might confuse this with A.D.D. so this High School McCollum grad with no degree did a study of his own. I turned the TV off
and wrestled with him for 1/2 hour. After 30 minutes of jumping around and me trying to get him in a headlock he gave up. He said, "Ok
Dad.........you win. No more! I'm tired!". So I asked him to put on his shoes and get ready to head to the gym. He jumped out of bed and was out
the door. He ran around for another hour or so then decided to come home around 8. By the time I got home from the gym he had showered and
was in bed. So Parents.........it's your call. You can take the easy selfish way out and drug up your kids (legally) or spend more time with them.
Chances are these same kids might be part of an A&E Intervention one day.
Don't you just love America? Using & selling drugs is illegal but when it's given to you by the Goverment it's ok. The only reason it's illegal is
cause Uncle Sam doesn't get his cut. Give him his dime and he'll keep his mouth shut.
If GUNS kill people, do PENS mis-spell words?
Lita.
Pearl & Jam get their new bedroom sets tomorrow. AJ likes Green........Amber likes Black
AJ's favorite spanish word is, CHANGO. He's been calling everyone a Chango.
A "few" years ago some College Educated mammones came up with a new word, A.D.D. also known as Attention Deficit Disorder. Around the
Mexican community this is know as, "Mommy works the same hours as Daddy and are both having a affair so are to busy to spend with their kids
so lets give them drugs". AJ and I were watching TV today, Cash Cab. I was laying down and AJ was watching TV while jumping up and down on
the bed constantly . . his jumping continued through commercials. All this while he was telling me how his day in school was. As I was starring at
him I realized someone might confuse this with A.D.D. so this High School McCollum grad with no degree did a study of his own. I turned the TV off
and wrestled with him for 1/2 hour. After 30 minutes of jumping around and me trying to get him in a headlock he gave up. He said, "Ok
Dad.........you win. No more! I'm tired!". So I asked him to put on his shoes and get ready to head to the gym. He jumped out of bed and was out
the door. He ran around for another hour or so then decided to come home around 8. By the time I got home from the gym he had showered and
was in bed. So Parents.........it's your call. You can take the easy selfish way out and drug up your kids (legally) or spend more time with them.
Chances are these same kids might be part of an A&E Intervention one day.
Don't you just love America? Using & selling drugs is illegal but when it's given to you by the Goverment it's ok. The only reason it's illegal is
cause Uncle Sam doesn't get his cut. Give him his dime and he'll keep his mouth shut.
If GUNS kill people, do PENS mis-spell words?
Feb. 15, 2010
So what are you going to do today Napoleon?
The Slam Dunk contest sucked.
Over 100,000 ants in Dallas
Usher looks like Devin Brown......Devin Brown looks like Devin...Devin looks like North Carolina....Carolina looks like Jersey..Jersey looks like
Ramon.....Ramon looks like Ray......Ray looks like Warrior....we're all twins.
Manny Man looks like Jesus.....the white one.
If you tell your chic you have to work on Holidays.....and get her gifts the following day, you can save up to 70%.
If I go to sleep at 7pm and wake up at 1am....does that mean I go to bed early and wake up early in the morning? Am I a morning person? Should I eat
breakfast at 1am? Denny's? Pig Stand? Pig Sit? Pig Lay?
After 33 years on this earth my parents continue to amaze me with their hard work ethic. They never stop. Always going. . . always trying to be better
always wanting more ... more and more.......more is good. Thanks to my parents our Team now has a new 2009 Ford (cause Ford rules) 15 passenger
van. We'll be using this van to keep our boxers active in smokers all over the State. . . and country. We are MEXICAN........not MEXI-CANT.
FACES.......lots of them.
So what are you going to do today Napoleon?
The Slam Dunk contest sucked.
Over 100,000 ants in Dallas
Usher looks like Devin Brown......Devin Brown looks like Devin...Devin looks like North Carolina....Carolina looks like Jersey..Jersey looks like
Ramon.....Ramon looks like Ray......Ray looks like Warrior....we're all twins.
Manny Man looks like Jesus.....the white one.
If you tell your chic you have to work on Holidays.....and get her gifts the following day, you can save up to 70%.
If I go to sleep at 7pm and wake up at 1am....does that mean I go to bed early and wake up early in the morning? Am I a morning person? Should I eat
breakfast at 1am? Denny's? Pig Stand? Pig Sit? Pig Lay?
After 33 years on this earth my parents continue to amaze me with their hard work ethic. They never stop. Always going. . . always trying to be better
always wanting more ... more and more.......more is good. Thanks to my parents our Team now has a new 2009 Ford (cause Ford rules) 15 passenger
van. We'll be using this van to keep our boxers active in smokers all over the State. . . and country. We are MEXICAN........not MEXI-CANT.
FACES.......lots of them.
Arroyo like to shred at Starbucks. His cachetes are big.
Bunelos.....Buenuelos.
Menudo?
Pearl Jam........Germany.......hmmmmmmmmm
Warrants.
Suspended DL.
Sunday workout.
Robert Luna vs Jesse Vargas
Jairo Martinez..... back on the shelf.
Some gyms don't like working out on Fridays.
410
.......all the way to the stop sign and back.
Turn the cheek
Turnie's cheek.
Men & Women armpit hair.....leg hair...."that" hair......upperlip hair..chin hair.....forhead hair....armhair...why the nipple hair?
52W light bulbs?
Ramon is going FLASH my phone.
Ever been Flashed?
When the weather is cold we turn the heater up..........when the weather is hot we turn the A/C down. When it's cold we want to be warm.....when it's
warm we want to be cold. When it rains we want it to stop......when it stops we want it to rain.
Sunken graves = family complaints
Everyone wants to sue......everyone wants a quick buck. Everyone wants to sue......
Dallas does Sue.
Se estudia por pendejo.
Vinyl letters: RAMOS BOXING TEAM
"new" red mat for the gym
Boxing ring, 600 bucks.
Eat a pig in a blanket.
If you're clean......a drug test shouldn't be a problem. IF you're a dirty rat bastard.......I have a few questions.
........um, that means I have a questions for everyone.
We had a MMA fight here at our gym Saturday. I told them to fight to the death.........they said no. The fight lasted a full 1:42 seconds......one dude
tapped out. Titty twisters hurt.
Bunelos.....Buenuelos.
Menudo?
Pearl Jam........Germany.......hmmmmmmmmm
Warrants.
Suspended DL.
Sunday workout.
Robert Luna vs Jesse Vargas
Jairo Martinez..... back on the shelf.
Some gyms don't like working out on Fridays.
410
.......all the way to the stop sign and back.
Turn the cheek
Turnie's cheek.
Men & Women armpit hair.....leg hair...."that" hair......upperlip hair..chin hair.....forhead hair....armhair...why the nipple hair?
52W light bulbs?
Ramon is going FLASH my phone.
Ever been Flashed?
When the weather is cold we turn the heater up..........when the weather is hot we turn the A/C down. When it's cold we want to be warm.....when it's
warm we want to be cold. When it rains we want it to stop......when it stops we want it to rain.
Sunken graves = family complaints
Everyone wants to sue......everyone wants a quick buck. Everyone wants to sue......
Dallas does Sue.
Se estudia por pendejo.
Vinyl letters: RAMOS BOXING TEAM
"new" red mat for the gym
Boxing ring, 600 bucks.
Eat a pig in a blanket.
If you're clean......a drug test shouldn't be a problem. IF you're a dirty rat bastard.......I have a few questions.
........um, that means I have a questions for everyone.
We had a MMA fight here at our gym Saturday. I told them to fight to the death.........they said no. The fight lasted a full 1:42 seconds......one dude
tapped out. Titty twisters hurt.
Feb. 17, 2010
You dare me to go talk to her? Ok.......
Twittering Twats & Caralibro are now open......like your kneecaps.
Why Georgia? Why Texas? Why Taxes?
Buy some shorts.......they're cheap right now.
TEST OUT
RAY.........MOUFFF......PELOS.......ARMBAND
There's a pink ipod on my desk.
I wore my jogging shoes to work today. . . . . . so i can get to the restroom faster. They're solid black. They can't tell. Shhh
SAT to LAX
Mike and I used duct tape & superglue to fix a flat tire. . . it worked........for like 100 feet.
Call Cruz as Ashley's Furniture and tell her you heard she was a liar. That diosito doesn't like liars. I still haven't received AJ's loft bed.
830-515-1400
You dare me to go talk to her? Ok.......
Twittering Twats & Caralibro are now open......like your kneecaps.
Why Georgia? Why Texas? Why Taxes?
Buy some shorts.......they're cheap right now.
TEST OUT
RAY.........MOUFFF......PELOS.......ARMBAND
There's a pink ipod on my desk.
I wore my jogging shoes to work today. . . . . . so i can get to the restroom faster. They're solid black. They can't tell. Shhh
SAT to LAX
Mike and I used duct tape & superglue to fix a flat tire. . . it worked........for like 100 feet.
Call Cruz as Ashley's Furniture and tell her you heard she was a liar. That diosito doesn't like liars. I still haven't received AJ's loft bed.
830-515-1400
A lady walks into my office alone and starts sobbing, "they took it...they took everything", "um. what did they take?", "the four foot betty boob&
devil wood decorations i placed on my moms grave........ i paid 90 dollars for them....WAHHHHHHHH.......WAHHHHHHH .......WAHHHHHHH". Why is
she crying? a)sentimental value b)she saved the receipts and was planning to return the items once she was done with them c)esta loca d)esta
peda. e)she's listening to a Michael Bolton song on her ipod. submit answers to ramosboxingteam@aol.com to claim your prize.
devil wood decorations i placed on my moms grave........ i paid 90 dollars for them....WAHHHHHHHH.......WAHHHHHHH .......WAHHHHHHH". Why is
she crying? a)sentimental value b)she saved the receipts and was planning to return the items once she was done with them c)esta loca d)esta
peda. e)she's listening to a Michael Bolton song on her ipod. submit answers to ramosboxingteam@aol.com to claim your prize.